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FAO Natty
  • Richard Keys
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    Do yer need any male nude models ?
  • Snowcone
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    Do yer need any male nude models ?


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    Yer don't believe he painted that do you? Printed out from Photoshop then he's painted the shirts. Total value, around £6.25.  I can sell you one of the printers if you have a spare £500. Or, as its you, 1 KG of drugs. Diclofenac, uncut.
  • Richard Keys
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    Hmm diclofenac you have inflamed bits ?
  • Richard Keys
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    Plus I only offered a bluey on the other thread so my price wasn't far off your estimate
  • Snowcone
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    Got a knackered back. Don't take tablets of any sort though. Going to see some back guy on Thursday who is meant to be fantastic and will cure me in just three or four short sessions and will only cost me about twenty grand. (give or take 19,500).
  • Richard Keys
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    Snowcone said:

    Got a knackered back. Don't take tablets of any sort though. Going to see some back guy on Thursday who is meant to be fantastic and will cure me in just three or four short sessions and will only cost me about twenty grand. (give or take 19,500).


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    He's not a faith healer is he ?
  • Natty25
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    Snowcone said:

    Do yer need any male nude models ?


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    Yer don't believe he painted that do you? Printed out from Photoshop then he's painted the shirts. Total value, around £6.25.  I can sell you one of the printers if you have a spare £500. Or, as its you, 1 KG of drugs. Diclofenac, uncut.

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    HE? She you mean... Of course i painted it... some more there too >

  • Snowcone
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    Snowcone said:

    Got a knackered back. Don't take tablets of any sort though. Going to see some back guy on Thursday who is meant to be fantastic and will cure me in just three or four short sessions and will only cost me about twenty grand. (give or take 19,500).


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    He's not a faith healer is he ?

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    Hope not, been recommended by a mate who was crippled with back pain and is now fine. Swears by him. Its in Knutsford though, so he'll probably charge me a grand to stop looking down at me.




  • Snowcone
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    Natty25 said:

    Snowcone said:

    Do yer need any male nude models ?


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    Yer don't believe he painted that do you? Printed out from Photoshop then he's painted the shirts. Total value, around £6.25.  I can sell you one of the printers if you have a spare £500. Or, as its you, 1 KG of drugs. Diclofenac, uncut.

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    HE? She you mean... Of course i painted it... some more there too >>> http://nmylesart.blogspot.com/


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    Oh, you're a girl, course you painted it. How are you love?




  • Richard Keys
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    Natty25 said:

    Snowcone said:

    Do yer need any male nude models ?


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    Yer don't believe he painted that do you? Printed out from Photoshop then he's painted the shirts. Total value, around £6.25.  I can sell you one of the printers if you have a spare £500. Or, as its you, 1 KG of drugs. Diclofenac, uncut.

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    HE? She you mean... Of course i painted it... some more there too >>> http://nmylesart.blogspot.com/


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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Snowcone
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    Natty25 said:

    Snowcone said:

    Do yer need any male nude models ?


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    Yer don't believe he painted that do you? Printed out from Photoshop then he's painted the shirts. Total value, around £6.25.  I can sell you one of the printers if you have a spare £500. Or, as its you, 1 KG of drugs. Diclofenac, uncut.

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    HE? She you mean... Of course i painted it... some more there too >>> http://nmylesart.blogspot.com/


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    Still looks like a bit of an inket background painted over. Or did you use a projector?




  • Richard Keys
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    Snowcone said:

    Snowcone said:

    Got a knackered back. Don't take tablets of any sort though. Going to see some back guy on Thursday who is meant to be fantastic and will cure me in just three or four short sessions and will only cost me about twenty grand. (give or take 19,500).


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    He's not a faith healer is he ?

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    Hope not, been recommended by a mate who was crippled with back pain and is now fine. Swears by him. Its in Knutsford though, so he'll probably charge me a grand to stop looking down at me.





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    hmm me dads mates shaped like a curly wurly with his back the only option for him is surgery

    dunno the arl saying if it sounds too good to be true and all that


  • Snowcone
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    I'll go on Thursday and see what happens. Can't be any worse than fazak hospital. Have no idea how much he charges yet either. Might have to knock him out and leg it yet.
  • Richard Keys
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    Snowcone said:

    I'll go on Thursday and see what happens. Can't be any worse than fazak hospital. Have no idea how much he charges yet either. Might have to knock him out and leg it yet.


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    Ye, but if he starts shouting oh Jesus give me the strength to heal this heathens back yer know you've wasted yer day
  • Natty25
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    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e
  • Snowcone
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    I think it'd give me such a good laugh though that it'd be worth it.
  • zagan
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    Natty25 said:

    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e


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    Funny that....the link I clicked for your site had a good few paintings of the RS......

    No offence like....just stating a fact.....
  • Snowcone
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    Natty25 said:

    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e


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    No, just that I've seen loads of those sorts of things and have a big canvas printer and sort of recognise the effect from photoshop. Anyway, I've asked you if you paint horses, if you do, I might well pay you to do some paintings for me.



  • Natty25
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    zagan said:

    Natty25 said:

    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e


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    Funny that....the link I clicked for your site had a good few paintings of the RS......

    No offence like....just stating a fact.....

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    your point being?
  • Richard Keys
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    Natty25 said:

    zagan said:

    Natty25 said:

    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e


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    Funny that....the link I clicked for your site had a good few paintings of the RS......

    No offence like....just stating a fact.....

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    your point being?

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    He's Welsh they don't have one like
  • zagan
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    Natty25 said:

    zagan said:

    Natty25 said:

    All painted by hand! You sound a bit jelouse here 'Snowcone'? Just trying to put a 'Girl' down for being good at something. Good one gobs***e


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    Funny that....the link I clicked for your site had a good few paintings of the RS......

    No offence like....just stating a fact.....

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    your point being?

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    what ya doing trying to sell poor EFC sheet on here when your clearly RS?

    bit low aint it?

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