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proper laugh in the alehouse today
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331
    after mancity winning 6-1 i started shouting top of me voice the alternative to beatles' "money can't buy me love" i said

    "COSI DON'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR MONEY. MONEY CAN'T BUY SUCCESS"
    got proper dirty looks like but didnt care was loving winding up all the mancs (was in a place called hope and anchor near metropolitan cathedral) what was so good abar it was like it annoyed both sets of supporters. city because they only won 6-1 because of all the money. and united annoyed because now their enemies have got all the cash so the song takes the **** like
    another one I started shouting out "FIFA. IT'S JUST LIKE  PLAYING FIFA IT'S JUST LIKE PLAYING FIFA" that didn't go down as well though but still was a good afternoon alround having everton get back to 3-1 as well what an afternoon. just wish it was the $hite who got beat 6-1  but never mind!
  • TKD
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    also group of lads at half time started singing "oh manchester  its fullo ****!" like loud as you like it was buzzing  the scouse side of it but its sad seeing the pubs taken over by mancs in our own city. arrrrr well it was good seeing them storm out by the third lol
  • milky71
    Posts: 9,105
    Tumbleweeds me thinks
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 20,144
    He's had a few sherbets, let him get it off his chest and then he can have a nap 
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331

    He's had a few sherbets, let him get it off his chest and then he can have a nap 


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    naaaa laaaaa
  • Richard Keys
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    Worst thread/story ever

    The End
  • kingmoyes
    Posts: 1,841

    Worst thread/story ever

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    :-))
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331

    Worst thread/story ever

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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331
    kingmoyes said:

    Worst thread/story ever

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    :-))

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    and your a SH in all!
  • Richard Keys
    Posts: 824
    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331

    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

    The End


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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.


    i am a student.......wasnt impressing nobody just sharing the football experience i had in the day so **** off. im clearly a lot younger than you so yes getting pi$$ed, watching a great football match and singing songs with fellow scousers is a great  sunday out.
    anyway hope and anchors a good pub for football youve got a big wide screen near the front of the pub and a large OHP on the other side plus you can usually always get a seat . why dont you keep to oneils on an lfc matchday you'd love it there
    FYI you keep on jumping from one former nickname to another so theres no highground there and your justification is just b0llocks, just a profound desire for attention "oh look at me with my s.hitty nicknames of famous people i go round have nothing decent to talk about never talk about everton even though its an everton forum" your a kopite, and we all knw what they are

    KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES
  • kingmoyes
    Posts: 1,841
    TKD said:

    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

    The End


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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.


    i am a student.......wasnt impressing nobody just sharing the football experience i had in the day so **** off. im clearly a lot younger than you so yes getting pi$$ed, watching a great football match and singing songs with fellow scousers is a great  sunday out.
    anyway hope and anchors a good pub for football youve got a big wide screen near the front of the pub and a large OHP on the other side plus you can usually always get a seat . why dont you keep to oneils on an lfc matchday you'd love it there
    FYI you keep on jumping from one former nickname to another so theres no highground there and your justification is just b0llocks, just a profound desire for attention "oh look at me with my s.hitty nicknames of famous people i go round have nothing decent to talk about never talk about everton even though its an everton forum" your a kopite, and we all knw what they are

    KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES

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    I wouldn't push Richard Keys too much lid...

    He has the ability to destroy you, he is only in 1st gear at the mo....

    Easy does it lid
  • TKD
    Posts: 1,331
    kingmoyes said:

    TKD said:

    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

    The End


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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.


    i am a student.......wasnt impressing nobody just sharing the football experience i had in the day so **** off. im clearly a lot younger than you so yes getting pi$$ed, watching a great football match and singing songs with fellow scousers is a great  sunday out.
    anyway hope and anchors a good pub for football youve got a big wide screen near the front of the pub and a large OHP on the other side plus you can usually always get a seat . why dont you keep to oneils on an lfc matchday you'd love it there
    FYI you keep on jumping from one former nickname to another so theres no highground there and your justification is just b0llocks, just a profound desire for attention "oh look at me with my s.hitty nicknames of famous people i go round have nothing decent to talk about never talk about everton even though its an everton forum" your a kopite, and we all knw what they are

    KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES

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    I wouldn't push Richard Keys too much lid...

    He has the ability to destroy you, he is only in 1st gear at the mo....

    Easy does it lid

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    tbh i think idestroyed your position of power-driven you out like. cos at one point you were proper going for me and i completely out witted yas and came out on as the triumphant winner.havent heard much from ya since. think it was the king kong post that put the final nail in the coffin!!!!
    i woudnt give SH the time of day. hes a beaut! why come on here and just say offensive comements to everyone and actually never talk about everton? whats the point? yh true i talk s.hite at times but i do talk about everton, hes got to be RS hasnt he come on!! how can you say he's quality king kong?
    "he has the ability to destroy you" hahaha what a joke he's a one trick pony just says stupid comments like "wool"  to everyone and puts up pictures he's archived from google images. saad sad man.
  • kingmoyes
    Posts: 1,841
    you dont want to do this TDK............
  • Richard Keys
    Posts: 824
    TKD said:

    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

    The End


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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.


    i am a student.......wasnt impressing nobody just sharing the football experience i had in the day so **** off. im clearly a lot younger than you so yes getting pi$$ed, watching a great football match and singing songs with fellow scousers is a great  sunday out.
    anyway hope and anchors a good pub for football youve got a big wide screen near the front of the pub and a large OHP on the other side plus you can usually always get a seat . why dont you keep to oneils on an lfc matchday you'd love it there
    FYI you keep on jumping from one former nickname to another so theres no highground there and your justification is just b0llocks, just a profound desire for attention "oh look at me with my s.hitty nicknames of famous people i go round have nothing decent to talk about never talk about everton even though its an everton forum" your a kopite, and we all knw what they are

    KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES

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    Student dives aren't my idea of a good pub to watch any match for a start you go there and sing like a bad bell end. And you're calling me a kopite while you're sitting in the hope and (w)anchor watching the Manc derby? What do you study by the way? I bet its something faggy.

    And whats the big deal about forum names? My next ones Colonel Gadaffi. Face it you fat mess you're a hypocrite.
  • Richard Keys
    Posts: 824
    TKD said:

    kingmoyes said:

    TKD said:

    TKD said:

    Worst thread/story ever

    The End


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    let me guess mr SH.... you had a quiet day in on your tod? trying to come up with ya masterplan for a new nickname on the bluerooom. as you do.... well the funny thing is about you,(tragic really) you go round saying everyones a wool or not funny or boring etc but when did YOU ever write anything worth reading! i had a great day out and the lot of yas pucking hate that dont ya cos youll just sit on your **** in front of your souless hd teles and try and avoid your wife's gaze as you come to terms with ya sexless marriage......

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    Nah not at all it was a quality day with the family you fat screff when you grow pubes and grow up you'll realise sitting in the pub singing like a roger hunt impresses nobody not on here or in the faggy hope and anchor. 

    Only two types of person call what you described as a proper laugh in the pub and they are either no'b'eds or students. I doubt you're smart enough to be a student so gonna guess you're the former than the latter.

    And FYI read this very carefully: The new names are because some little wool keeps crying to the mods like the tart they are resulting in bans of previous names . Can you get the grasp of what I just posted?

    That will be all

    Good day.


    i am a student.......wasnt impressing nobody just sharing the football experience i had in the day so **** off. im clearly a lot younger than you so yes getting pi$$ed, watching a great football match and singing songs with fellow scousers is a great  sunday out.
    anyway hope and anchors a good pub for football youve got a big wide screen near the front of the pub and a large OHP on the other side plus you can usually always get a seat . why dont you keep to oneils on an lfc matchday you'd love it there
    FYI you keep on jumping from one former nickname to another so theres no highground there and your justification is just b0llocks, just a profound desire for attention "oh look at me with my s.hitty nicknames of famous people i go round have nothing decent to talk about never talk about everton even though its an everton forum" your a kopite, and we all knw what they are

    KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES

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    I wouldn't push Richard Keys too much lid...

    He has the ability to destroy you, he is only in 1st gear at the mo....

    Easy does it lid

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    tbh i think idestroyed your position of power-driven you out like. cos at one point you were proper going for me and i completely out witted yas and came out on as the triumphant winner.havent heard much from ya since. think it was the king kong post that put the final nail in the coffin!!!!
    i woudnt give SH the time of day. hes a beaut! why come on here and just say offensive comements to everyone and actually never talk about everton? whats the point? yh true i talk s.hite at times but i do talk about everton, hes got to be RS hasnt he come on!! how can you say he's quality king kong?
    "he has the ability to destroy you" hahaha what a joke he's a one trick pony just says stupid comments like "wool"  to everyone and puts up pictures he's archived from google images. saad sad man.

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    Do you read back what you type before you click post comment? You're a mong you son.

    You seem a little rattled .

    sing us a song Forrest
  • milky71
    Posts: 9,105
    Mong ain't nice

    Ask ricky gervais
  • Richard Keys
    Posts: 824
    milky71 said:

    Mong ain't nice

    Ask ricky gervais


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    but according to Ricky mongs meaning has changed TKD proves him wrong though
  • milky71
    Posts: 9,105
    Fair point but nsults will lead to bans.

    neither of us want that
  • Richard Keys
    Posts: 824
    milky71 said:

    Fair point but nsults will lead to bans.

    neither of us want that


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    Its not an insult though its an observation
  • OldGoldenVision
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