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  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,003
    Went out for a meal the other night and whilst the wife was in the toilet the waiter asked "and what will the lovely lady be having?"

    "dont know!" i replied.."probably a good sh 1te ! "
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,489
    Well, I don't know about yer missus, by I like reading a good book whilst I'm havin a dump.

    Unfortunately I'm now banned from WH Smith, Waterstones and Menzies....
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,003
    i was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair so i turned to religion for solace..

    I embraced the islam faith..

    and we're stoning the b1t ch in the morning....
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,489
    I haven't had that problem meself. In fact things are going well. I was thinking what to buy her for Christmas the other day.

    Yeah, seriously, I've decided to buy her something with a lot a diamonds in it.

    I bought her a pack of cards.
  • lorrhapimp
    Posts: 299
    My wife and i walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. " Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible" she said. Being the nice guy I am i thought, "**** it Ill treat her". So we walked past it again.
  • lorrhapimp
    Posts: 299
    Women of the BR, take note!

    Please follow these steps outlined below to give a great handjob.




    Step 1: Use your mouth.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,179
    f*cking lesbians
  • lorrhapimp
    Posts: 299
    sambo applecart said:

    f*cking lesbians



    Bitches should be banned from using ****'s...............








    They've made their choice...................
  • lorrhapimp
    Posts: 299
    lorrhapimp said:

    sambo applecart said:

    f*cking lesbians



    Bitches should be banned from using D*I*L*D*O*'s...............








    They've made their choice...................



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