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zagan said:Church is dying..... when was the last time you saw a church full of young people?
Religion is a large sack of monkey jizz....
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zagan said:Church is dying..... when was the last time you saw a church full of young people?
Religion is a large sack of monkey jizz....
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Deus Ex Machina said:Unfortunately, there's such a massive lack of education globally, that religion on the whole is on the rise. By the time everyone is educated enough to see it for what it is, the four horsemen will have turned up.
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Unfortunately, there's such a massive lack of education globally, that religion on the whole is on the rise. By the time everyone is educated enough to see it for what it is, the four horsemen will have turned up.
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JoeIsuzu said:Unfortunately, there's such a massive lack of education globally, that religion on the whole is on the rise. By the time everyone is educated enough to see it for what it is, the four horsemen will have turned up.-----------------
Four horsemen you say?
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tonyd said:wheres your anti muslim propaganda mohammed?
you going to post a picture mocking the prophet mohammed?
thought not_shithouse
on the 1% chance you do I bet it doesn't last as long as your ant-christian digs
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tonyd said:Why is the media and everyone other than practising Catholics for that matter hell bent on slagging this religion off at every opportunity?
So there are no muslim, protestant and whatever other religion with paedos who have never covered any wrong doings up in thier entire histoy? The way it seems every other religion is morally perfect bar the Catholic one.
You don't see knoxy etc lambasting his own religions paedophile laden vicarages or would he nor would the uk media attempt to upset the muslim religion so why is it so fashionable and the in thing to continuously slate the catholic one?
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Deus Ex Machina said:As if any of it has anything to do with religion anyway!
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.
Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.
"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"
"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.
"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"
Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"
"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"
"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.
"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"
So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
Self destruction, "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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toshthe tealeaf said:Don't you read the news papers, listen to the radio, watch television.
listen to people talking in the pub, and at work ? [ that's if
you go to work, which I doubt it ]. Then if you did you'd Know of all
the scandals in R.C.. set up
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tonyd said:null
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tonyd said:wheres your anti muslim propaganda mohammed?
you going to post a picture mocking the prophet mohammed?
thought not_shithouse
on the 1% chance you do I bet it doesn't last as long as your ant-christian digs
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