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Posts: 24,105March 10 ha ha, i think this lad has lost the plotfunny thing is, its probably Phil Nevilles Dad....
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Posts: 226March 12 Just so I can understand your sense of humour - pls explain what arl fossil means in the context of getting drunk.
Ofcourse l lost the plot - if Everton and Moyes lose the plot against Wigan - why wouldn't I??!!
Haven't yous guys?? -
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Posts: 226March 12 ok so let me tell you what happened.
Went to a party at Harvey Nicks in London, wife's best girlfriend gets dumped by another so called best friend of my missus.
So when l told him (just as a joke) he wasn't the "flavour of the month" he told me to F*** off, so I slapped hiim on the collar bone (very lightly mind you) and told him not to use profane language - as it was a big party with loud music - my missus didn't hear what he said to me but she SAW me slapping him, so she starts on me for what she thinks I'm starting an altercation, so now I'm getting all the heat for protecting her best girlfriend.....so we begin an argument - I can't win!!.
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
ok so let me tell you what happened.
Went to a party at Harvey Nicks in London, wife's best girlfriend gets dumped by another so called best friend of my missus.
So when l told him (just as a joke) he wasn't the "flavour of the month" he told me to F*** off, so I slapped hiim on the collar bone (very lightly mind you) and told him not to use profane language - as it was a big party with loud music - my missus didn't hear what he said to me but she SAW me slapping him, so she starts on me for what she thinks I'm starting an altercation, so now I'm getting all the heat for protecting her best girlfriend.....so we begin an argument - I can't win!!.
What would you have done? And on top of all that - Everton lost to Wigan!!-----------------
Something going with your wife and her 'best' mate am_fucking telling yer for her to react like that and be so defensive of him is a big sign that he knows what your wifes flange looks like.
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
Just so I can understand your sense of humour - pls explain what arl fossil means in the context of getting drunk.
Ofcourse l lost the plot - if Everton and Moyes lose the plot against Wigan - why wouldn't I??!!
Haven't yous guys??-----------------
I will translate it for you
Get to bed you drunken old decrepit_bastard
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
Can you translate this for me too.........
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your wife is going rodeo on her best mate
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Posts: 2,772March 12 img src="
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I will use this picture to explain
You are the man with the machiney
Your missus is the strumpet on the balcony
The fella clinging onto the balcony is your wifes best mate who you had an altercation with
If you can't decipher this fatty you need to get your dementia check done
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Posts: 226March 12 Don't think so - she's very faithful to me but loves to argue a bit now and then......
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
Don't think so - she's very faithful to me but loves to argue a bit now and then......
Who you calling decrepit old bast**d??-----------------
Hmm if you say so mate she sounds like a lit of a girl tbh.
And are you not old and decrepit? Have a good sniff in if you can smell urine that'll be you smelling old and decrepit.
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
You got it all wrong piggy!
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Swap the situation around and if that was you doing that to her kicking off over your female best mate your fossil carcass would be out on its_arse quicker than wigaan scoring 3 on saturday
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
live in a pig sty do you?
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Yes its called Liverpool, merseyside mate but living in a pig sty makes you wiser than you southern living folk who lies soundly asleep in bed while their missus gets ballooned by her male 'best' friend.
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Posts: 226March 12 Listen you little piglet - you've been eating too much **** so it's coming out of your mouth now - go to bed in your muddy little pig sty ya fat little piggy boy!
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Posts: 2,772March 12watchcentre said:
Listen you little piglet - you've been eating too much **** so it's coming out of your mouth now - go to bed in your muddy little pig sty ya fat little piggy boy!
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hahaha I think thats the most the word piglet has ever been used on here ever
and don't you think you're being a bit hypocritical fat kecks? look at your threads on saturday night/sunday morning that was a man with more than just wigan on their mind you should turn this off and go and confront her about this affair shes having let us know how her confession goes ok
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Posts: 2,772March 12blue32years said:
Am I the only one thinking bi-polar ?
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oink oink
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Posts: 299March 12blue32years said:
Am I the only one thinking bi-polar ?
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Na, her best mate was hardly involved too was she?
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