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is it just me or..
  • koolhandluke8
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    has the fonts etc on thios site all changed ?? 
  • tonyd
    Posts: 2,844
    koolhandluke8 said:

    has the fonts etc on thios site all changed ??


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    noticed that meself
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,017
    looks small and weird !!

    types in normal then changes when posted into a thread ...

    **** site..
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,856
    Its to confuse Knoxy into thinking he'sDave Lee Travis.
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,017
    he'll need glasses like friggin bricktop to read this shoite...
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,856
    koolhandluke8 said:

    he'll need glasses like friggin bricktop to read this shoite...


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    He has a collection of glasses stolen from his many victims.
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,017
    does he keep pigs....

    never trust a man who keeps pigs...
  • TonyTony
    Posts: 502
    Nope. That'll be down to the drugs kicking in lads
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,856
    koolhandluke8 said:

    does he keep pigs....


    never trust a man who keeps pigs...

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    Not only does he keep them, he dresses them up as Jean Claude Van Ham.
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,017
     Your always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
    Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig **** now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,856
    Just ordered 32 pigs.
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