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Farmer near the stables had an orphaned lamb
  • Snowcone
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    Asked me if I wanted to hand rear it. I suggested he give it to two rams to look after cos the empirical evidence suggests they'll be just as good as its mum would have been.





    Its dead now.
  • WantingToEnd-It
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    oppah gangnam style
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    Snowcone said:

    Asked me if I wanted to hand rear it. I suggested he give it to two rams to look after cos the empirical evidence suggests they'll be just as good as its mum would have been.






    Its dead now.

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    Presumably the rams 'ad all the necessary checks an' expressed their profound desire to raise i'?
  • Snowcone
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    Presumably the rams 'ad all the necessary checks an' expressed their profound desire to raise i'?


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    Yes mate and one of them was black so I thought I was on to a winner as the surrogate ewes were on less grass and their wool was a bit dirty.
  • blue32years
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    Snowcone said:

    Asked me if I wanted to hand rear it. I suggested he give it to two rams to look after cos the empirical evidence suggests they'll be just as good as its mum would have been.






    Its dead now.

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    Then its your fault ya b @stard
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    Snowcone said:Yes mate and one of them was black so I thought I was on to a winner as the surrogate ewes were on less grass and their wool was a bit dirty.
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    Yer see:
    reductio ad absurdum...
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Asked me if I wanted to hand rear it. I suggested he give it to two rams to look after cos the empirical evidence suggests they'll be just as good as its mum would have been.






    Its dead now.

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    this makes sense to me, if only people could explain things this simply all the time i would understand everything.
  • blue32years
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    It makes no sense ya divvy
  • Snowcone
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    Yer see:
    reductio ad absurdum...


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    I see yes, gay people shouldn't be parents because a bloke and a bloke can't make a kid. Neither can a girl and a girl. A childless hetero couple have a medical condition barring them from having kids. The gay couple don't have the necessary reproductive organs between them. 


    Big difference between a low sperm count and the complete lack of a vagina,uterus,ovaries. 




  • sambo applecart
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    It makes no sense ya divvy


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    i knew it was too simple to be true. 
  • Snowcone
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    It makes no sense ya divvy


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    Then neither does the argument for gay parents. Whats the difference?
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Big difference between a low sperm count and the complete lack of a vagina,uterus,ovaries and t_itties to suckle on..


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    Fixed. 
  • blue32years
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    A ram cant go sainsburys and buy formula.
  • sambo applecart
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    A ram cant go sainsburys and buy formula.


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    prove it. 
  • blue32years
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    I took one

    Just stood there and had a 5 h1t
  • Snowcone
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    A ram cant go sainsburys and buy formula.


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    Like I said, unnatural.
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    Snowcone said:



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    Bu' why is tha' relevant? The modern world is full of things tha' aren't "natural" (wha'ever the f**k tha' means?). Surely the issue is tha' there are children in desperate need of a lovin' 'ome, an' current research suggests tha' certain g@y couples are capable of providin' tha' (an' want to do so). I personally know g@y couples who are fantastic parents an' 'ave raised well-rounded (an' heterosexual, incidentally) individuals. Why do yer feel the need to condemn this?
  • blue32years
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    Snowcone said:

    Like I said, unnatural.


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    Lot of heterosexuals use formula now.
  • sambo applecart
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    I took one

    Just stood there and had a 5 h1t


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    and what was the ram doing whilst you did this ya dirty b_astard?
  • sambo applecart
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    Lot of heterosexuals use formula now.


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    yeah, there aint many of them gays in formula 1 and thats just one example 
  • blue32years
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    Buying formula

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