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Given a sufficient length of rope.
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    They will hang themselves. It is almost too easy watching these miscreants condemn themselves with their actions. It will not be long before we are rid of them.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    what are you banging on about you delirious fool...
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,770
    what are you banging on about you delirious fool...

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    He needs putting to sleep mate. Another boring arl fart with no sense of humour. We should stick him sheila and knoxy in a separate dick'eadsection
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    Snowcone said:

    He needs putting to sleep mate. Another boring arl fart with no sense of humour. We should stick him sheila and knoxy in a separate dick'eadsection


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    your not wrong like pal, some people need to lighten the hell up, boring arl nib ends
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    Snowcone said:

    He needs putting to sleep mate. Another boring arl fart with no sense of humour. We should stick him sheila and knoxy in a separate dick'eadsection


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    I did wonder when the blueroom's very own Victor Meldrew would pipe up. Simmer down chap you will give yourself a hernia.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    Theo, do us a favor will ya, fuucckk sake
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    Theo, do us a favor will ya, fuucckk sake

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    If you have a point, please make it. Otherwise keep quiet.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    shut ya din you nib
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,770

    I did wonder when the blueroom's very own Victor Meldrew would pipe up. Simmer down chap you will give yourself a hernia.


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    Another one of the old crew too afraid to use their old name. Prolapsed Uterus?
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    Snowcone said:

    Another one of the old crew too afraid to use their old name. Prolapsed Uterus?


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    Hahahaha
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    Snowcone said:

    Another one of the old crew too afraid to use their old name. Prolapsed Uterus?


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    The paranoid tone of your response indicates that you carry with you some baggage. Rest assured I have no interest in whatever petty grievance still haunts your thoughts. Live for today chap. 
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    theodore you seem very frustrated....go and treat yourself to a bit of" special time"........and crack one out!..i find it works for me! :O
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,770

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    You have a fat girlfriend with Bingo wings and a short dyed blonde scrubbing brush haircut and you hope your Woolworths bag will one day be valuable enough that you can go on holiday to Poundland.
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    I imagine you smell of horse faeces. What is your point? 
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    Snowcone said:

    You have a fat girlfriend with Bingo wings and a short dyed blonde scrubbing brush haircut and you hope your Woolworths bag will one day be valuable enough that you can go on holiday to Poundland.


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    Yer do 'ave a way with words lid, like...
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    classic
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    classic

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    Would you like me to point out further examples in future? 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,770

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    Of course I do, Its an occupational hazard. You smell like a gas leak in an obesity clinic.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841

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    shut up
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    Snowcone said:

    Of course I do, Its an occupational hazard. You smell like a gas leak in an obesity clinic.


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    I had read that you are supposed to be funny. That was a good try, though I fear something akin to the infinite monkey theorem might apply in this instance.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841

    I had read that you are supposed to be funny. That was a good try, though I fear something akin to the infinite monkey theorem might apply in this instance.


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    You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity

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