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does anyone get the impression
  • blue32years
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    Andy townsend f*cking hates us.
  • Snowcone
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    I get the impression he has Kong Kong on Bluray.
  • WantingToEnd-It
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    he's a cap end, i'll give him that, his dick is so deep in side Chelsea fc's bum hole he'll never be able to pull out
  • blue32years
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    Dvd , hes a cheap c*nt

    Bought the first 2 back to the futures. Refuses to acknowledge there was a 3rd.
  • Winston Wolfe
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    blue32years said:

    Andy townsend f*cking hates us.


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    I get the impression that I f*cking hate him.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,666
    Thetwat, I've heard he collects wool and is named as one of the four people who know the recipe for crisps.
  • blue32years
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    True , I read that on wikipaedo

    He goes out at night and puts crunchy nut cornflakes on railway lines and only speaks in a jamaican accent around kids.
  • WantingToEnd-It
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    blue32years said:

    True , I read that on wikipaedo

    He goes out at night and puts crunchy nut cornflakes on railway lines and only speaks in a jamaican accent around kids.


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    Jamaican bob sled team
  • Snowcone
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    I've heard he only reads two newspapers and both of them are The Sun. He walks backwards on Fridays and his leg is upside down.
  • milky71
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    Snowcone said:

    I've heard he only reads two newspapers and both of them are The Sun. He walks backwards on Fridays and his leg is upside down.


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    Foot in mouth lid

    now it all makes sense
  • blue32years
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    He went on mastermind and answered ted robbins to every question on his chosen subject of the sex life of a moth and he eats curly wurlys humming new kids on the block songs
  • Snowcone
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    He borrowed three pens off Dill the Dog and used one of them to write 'Parsley stinks of catpiss' on the wall outside Windy Millers werewolf shelter before returning them to Mary Mungo and Midge in exchange for a peek at her minge.
  • blue32years
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    Ha ha ha , I cant top that
  • WantingToEnd-It
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    blue32years said:

    Ha ha ha , I cant top that


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    try bottom it then?
  • blue32years
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    Id love bottom feeds
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,666
    blue32years said:

    Id love bottom feeds


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    I'm only twenty minutes away mate.
  • blue32years
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    I know , its my fault.
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    I know , its my fault.


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    You're just afraid of commitment. Once you meet me you'll want me.
  • WantingToEnd-It
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    Snowcone said:

    You're just afraid of commitment. Once you meet me you'll want me.


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    room for a third here?
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,666
    room for a third here?

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    Dunno, what colour are you?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,221
    Snowcone said:

    You're just afraid of commitment. Once you meet me you'll want me.


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    I do already

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