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Shirley Bassey...
  • HOWIE8
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    .....just seen her singing "Gold Finger" in the Oscars, bl00dy hell like how old is she......she can still belt them out like, songs that is....
  • spengler
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    now its probably because ive just woken up...but yes i bloody would!
  • escla
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    spengler said:

    now its probably because ive just woken up...but yes i bloody would!


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    You might feel differently after you've had a pee !
  • milky71
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    Younger than maggie and you wouldn't say no to that
  • escla
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    milky71 said:

    Younger than maggie and you wouldn't say no to that


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    Maggie is special, eternal beauty , I would just ask her to take her teeth out and get on with it !
  • HOWIE8
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    Thread ruined.............tw**s get to work, same as me.......
  • escla
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    HOWIE8 said:

    Thread ruined.............tw**s get to work, same as me.......


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    You off down the mines then ?
  • HOWIE8
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    No, none left mate........now i wonder why that is ???mmmmmmmm
  • escla
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    HOWIE8 said:

    No, none left mate........now i wonder why that is ???mmmmmmmm


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    Well, at least no more slag heaps or disasters, I think she did it with your own best interests in mind.
  • HOWIE8
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    im off to work to support people suffering mental health issues and conditions, long term. Think I'll skip your Referral and deem you "Fit for work". Shovelling sh11te on Snowy's place as a voluntary job 1st, then once your up n running, cleaning the public loo's of London, sure you'll know your way round. Good morning, speak late tonight after the debacle or the faboulous victory, both of which will be Osman'a fault no doubt.......
  • blue32years
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    escla said:



    Well, at least no more slag heaps or disasters, I think she did it with your own best interests in mind.


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    When ya put it like that, shes almost superhero like.
  • escla
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    HOWIE8 said:

    im off to work to support people suffering mental health issues and conditions, long term. Think I'll skip your Referral and deem you "Fit for work". Shovelling sh11te on Snowy's place as a voluntary job 1st, then once your up n running, cleaning the public loo's of London, sure you'll know your way round. Good morning, speak late tonight after the debacle or the faboulous victory, both of which will be Osman'a fault no doubt.......


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    Is that really your job or is it community service ?
  • Snowcone
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    I wish I'd spent more time talking to Escla. The man's a legend.
  • escla
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    Snowcone said:

    I wish I'd spent more time talking to Escla. The man's a legend.


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    Bit premature that Snowy, still ere like !
  • Snowcone
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    escla said:



    Bit premature that Snowy, still ere like !


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    I know but I'm already regretting the time we could have had. I think me and you should form  a new political party and wipe the earth clean of wastrels and poor people.
  • escla
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    Snowcone said:

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    ....and the Welsh and Devonians !
  • blue32years
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    I agree , but also people who have money nut have no dress sense.

    Like people who think gio goi jeans are ok to wear.
  • escla
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    We could build things like labour camps and teach them a proper work ethic, feed them according to effort and productivity, never so much that they ever get fat and lazy again, just enough to keep them productive and prevent them from becoming a burden on society again, I think this is the general concept of the governments "caring society"
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    escla said:

    We could build things like labour camps and teach them a proper work ethic, feed them according to effort and productivity, never so much that they ever get fat and lazy again, just enough to keep them productive and prevent them from becoming a burden on society again, I think this is the general concept of the governments "caring society"


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    I sadly think yer f**kin' spot on, like, tha' is, with regard to the current govt's twisted conception of "carin'", like...




  • sambo applecart
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    ive got a good idea, all the fat people in the country that are a drain on the NHS, instead of giving them gastric bands, build big factories around the country, and fill them with excercise bikes, get all the fat people to work 8 hour shifts around the clock (creating energy like old dynamo lights used to on bikes) and the energy created can be used as electricity.......

    it will be reasonably environmentally friendly and it will save the NHS millions each year, you could even throw in free meals, salads of course though, pie and chips is off the menu......
  • escla
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    ive got a good idea, all the fat people in the country that are a drain on the NHS, instead of giving them gastric bands, build big factories around the country, and fill them with excercise bikes, get all the fat people to work 8 hour shifts around the clock (creating energy like old dynamo lights used to on bikes) and the energy created can be used as electricity.......


    it will be reasonably environmentally friendly and it will save the NHS millions each year, you could even throw in free meals, salads of course though, pie and chips is off the menu......

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    That is the most brilliant idea ! You deserve an M.B.E. for your contribution to the environment and the economy !

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