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  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 2,989
    The british have sent a top irish female assasin to kill gadaffi. Unfotunately she got anthrax confused with tampax and poisoned the wrong c**t......
  • Jayee019
    Posts: 902
    The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,062
    Jayee019 said:

    The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!





    I work extra hours so i can afford to buy her extra batteries.......
  • Jayee019
    Posts: 902
    Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.."
  • Jayee019
    Posts: 902
    Damm the rest i defo can not put on here hahahaa
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