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Valentines day?
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,179
    Hope all you lads and lassies have great sex today/tonight.

    Pam and her sisters are coming to visit me and we are throwing one hell of a hand party.


  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    DoobieMonster said:

    Hope all you lads and lassies have great sex today/tonight.


    Pam and her sisters are coming to visit me and we are throwing one hell of a hand party.



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    Pics???
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,179
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  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    beautiful... Can yer set us up like?
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,179
    Thanks, I do moisturise them daily. Sure no problem, if you're big enough you could have ten sisters ;)
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 2,052
    So you're left handed?
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,179

    Ivdlit said:

    So you're left handed?


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    Trying to bulk up the left arm :)

    I'm left footed tho.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,839
    I refuse to get my widge out on valentines day. Unless asked by someone other than the wife.
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,179
    Well if your not going to do her....can I?

    I'm bleeding desperate mate..no offence like.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    I refuse to get my widge out on valentines day. Unless asked by someone other than the wife.


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    i'm asking
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    No action for me today I'm afraid....I'm spending my Valentines Day like I do every year. Alone, crying into a box of chocolates and wondering why no one loves me. :((
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,222
    I'd say I love you but I'm going to need to see a pic to conclusively judge how deep that love is. :-" :p
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    No action for me today I'm afraid....I'm spending my Valentines Day like I do every year. Alone, crying into a box of chocolates and wondering why no one loves me. :((

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    if i were single B-E-G, i would embrace it, i would throw a party, and i would be the only male there, i would fill the room with high class hookers, champagne and cocaine.

    By the time i had drunk a couple of bottles of plonk, snorted a gram of colombia's finest and had my widge seen to by a couple of japanese hookers, all the worries of being single would have gone floating out of the window.....

    As i type this, i kind of get the impression this might not be what you want to hear........


  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    hahahahahahaha your priceless Sam..............oh ooops posted in the wrong place....
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    HOWIE8 said:

    hahahahahahaha your priceless Sam..............oh ooops posted in the wrong place....


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    ive told a lie, Howie would be invited......
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    :O
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    Deus Ex Machina said:

    I'd say I love you but I'm going to need to see a pic to conclusively judge how deep that love is. :-" :p


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    I'm on facebook....and if you're there...join my Everton group.
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/145260365562282/
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    sambo applecart said:

    if i were single B-E-G, i would embrace it, i would throw a party, and i would be the only male there, i would fill the room with high class hookers, champagne and cocaine.


    By the time i had drunk a couple of bottles of plonk, snorted a gram of colombia's finest and had my widge seen to by a couple of japanese hookers, all the worries of being single would have gone floating out of the window.....

    As i type this, i kind of get the impression this might not be what you want to hear........



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    There is nothing I can say in response to this....
    :-c ;-)
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