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  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,753
    diggernaut said:

    don't think i' would take two Sam

    yer can 'andle it..

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    am on it.....
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    CharlieCroker said:

    milky71 said:

    If it was legal to eat would you

    I certainly would


    It is not illegal to eat horses in the UK, just unfashionable. I can't see why. The creatures are rubbish, as far as I can make out. They do f. all. At least dogs bite burglars, and sniff out bombs in foreigners' luggage. Even so, I wonder what dogs are like? Do any supermarkets sell beefburgers made out of dogs? Maybe they go better in lasagne? This being rip-off Britain, they would only put dogs in the cheapest burgers- the sort bought in frozen multipacks by people who eat just to get fat, and refuse to go to work for the same reason. Ideally, these sorts would be slaughtered and fed to horses, for good people to eat.

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    would you propose a mid price variety with a mixture of horse and dog... for those who aspire?
  • 4beats6
    Posts: 230
    CharlieCroker said:

    milky71 said:

    If it was legal to eat would you

    I certainly would


    It is not illegal to eat horses in the UK, just unfashionable. I can't see why. The creatures are rubbish, as far as I can make out. They do f. all. At least dogs bite burglars, and sniff out bombs in foreigners' luggage. Even so, I wonder what dogs are like? Do any supermarkets sell beefburgers made out of dogs? Maybe they go better in lasagne? This being rip-off Britain, they would only put dogs in the cheapest burgers- the sort bought in frozen multipacks by people who eat just to get fat, and refuse to go to work for the same reason. Ideally, these sorts would be slaughtered and fed to horses, for good people to eat.

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    feed cheap horsemeat to people to fatten em up to feed to other horses to fatten them up so we can eat em? Mint.
  • onlybluewilldo
    Posts: 391
    The next one will be human dna found in welsh lamb, think abar that if yur havin a lamb roast tomorrow
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    onlybluewilldo said:

    The next one will be human dna found in welsh lamb, think abar that if yur havin a lamb roast tomorrow


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    i'd be more surprised if there wasn't...
  • onlybluewilldo
    Posts: 391
    OGV said:

    i'd be more surprised if there wasn't...


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    Hahahaha

  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,954
    Saw a horse in a pub the other day drinking a pint of Guiness, the barman turned to it and said, "is everything ok", the horse replied "yes fine thanks", the barman retorted "well why the long face ?"....
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    OGV said:

    would you propose a mid price variety with a mixture of horse and dog... for those who aspire?


    The marketing opportunuities are endless, almost. In a more perfect world, the Findus Eclectic Mixed Grill would contain dog, cat, horse and err... badger.

    I would like to see one of those early-evening "documentaries" on the telly, where members of the public are invited to do a taste-test comparison. You must have seen them. They are rife. I would love to see the look on their stupid faces, when Noel Edmonds tells them they are eating cat rump steaks. Is Noel Edmonds still alive? Is he a paedophile? Maybe they could use Dale Winton.
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    onlybluewilldo said:

    The next one will be human dna found in welsh lamb, think abar that if yur havin a lamb roast tomorrow


    The bizzies would never be able to trace whose DNA it was. So many of them are near identical.
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    the evidence is there for all to see...

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  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,926
    I fancied a horse in the 2.35 at newmarket




    So I sh @gged it
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    blue32years said:

    I fancied a horse in the 2.35 at newmarket




    So I sh @gged it


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    My extensive research into homo-equine sexual behaviour has yielded very little documentary evidence. Are you, perchance, a German woman?

  • 4beats6
    Posts: 230
    OGV said:

    the evidence is there for all to see...


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    in 30 years time will all nowadays people look like creepy peeds?
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    I dunno... if Damo is a teenage boy then there could be some mileage in this....

  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,926
    CharlieCroker said:

    My extensive research into homo-equine sexual behaviour has yielded very little documentary evidence. Are you, perchance, a German woman?


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    Why yes , yes I am.

  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    blue32years said:

    Why yes , yes I am.


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    Dark hair, about 40, bit chubby, "natural" down there?

  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    CharlieCroker said:

    Dark hair, about 40, bit chubby, "natural" down there?


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    you know him/her... 
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    OGV said:

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    I have some of her better work- if I may say so- on both VHS and Betamax. That other blonde woman must have had big biceps, after a few weeks in the studio. The horses loved her. I remember, fondly, the words of that moustachioed bloke off-camera: “Schneller, Hündin! Möchtest du Heroin, oder nichts?”

    You can’t beat the sense of involvement which comes with analogue video. These modern DVDs have no soul. I cannot get fully aroused without that comforting hiss in the background. Who hasn't fancied that it was the sound of someone urinating?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,926
    CharlieCroker said:

    My extensive research into homo-equine sexual behaviour has yielded very little documentary evidence. Are you, perchance, a German woman?


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    Why yes , yes I am.

    CharlieCroker said:

    Dark hair, about 40, bit chubby, "natural" down there?


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    Thats me. Have we worked together ?

  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 1,053
    blue32years said:

    Thats me. Have we worked together ?


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    Yes, but you probably never even noticed me- you were the star and I was just the gopher. I used to bring the animals and the actors' drugs to the studio. The producers used to reckon I had a special talent in the sourcing of these items. I was just lucky to have discovered that it was possible, indeed more convenient, to purchase horses and horse tranquilliser in the same shop. The suppliers never realised that I was part of the team making the most wonderful, vile_pornography ever created! They just thought I was a butcher's boy. I was this also, so there was no need to lie.
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