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I wanna say id destroy beyonce
  • blue32years
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    But she would eat me alive

    Chucking a chipolata down a well.
  • OGV
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    she's looking mightily fine!
  • blue32years
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    Reckon id appreciate her if I lived with her.

    Take turns washing up , making a brew etc,
  • OGV
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    ave some a that... destiny's child... 
  • OGV
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    blue32years said:

    Reckon id appreciate her if I lived with her.

    Take turns washing up , making a brew etc,


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    I think she'd bake for yer... have a bacon sarnie ready on a saturday morning... everything like...
  • blue32years
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    Only highlights even more why beyonce stood out as the star.
  • OGV
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    because of her willingness to make bacon sarnies? I agree!
  • blue32years
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    OGV said:

    I think she'd bake for yer... have a bacon sarnie ready on a saturday morning... everything like...


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    Ya not wrong mate. She would prob let me go the pub with me mates and watch spartacus.
  • blue32years
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    OGV said:

    because of her willingness to make bacon sarnies? I agree!


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    Haha
  • OGV
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    blue32years said:

    Ya not wrong mate. She would prob let me go the pub with me mates and watch spartacus.


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    I might be wrong... but I think she would encourage it...
  • blue32years
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    I reckon ya right
  • OGV
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    Vernon's a lad... the commentator's said... "so what are you looking for in a performance"...

    Vernon, "Err I think that's obvious isn't it"...
  • blue32years
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    Ha ha , tell it how it is.


    You know when he gets home to his missus it will be ' can I have a brew love ? '

    And he will get ' why dont you ask beyonce for a brew ? '
  • OGV
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    That or rhian off page 3 of the sun... don't reckon he's been forgiven tbf...
  • blue32years
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    Women never ever ever ever ever ever ever let it go.

    I know.
  • OGV
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    blue32years said:

    Women never ever ever ever ever ever ever let it go.

    I know.


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    I never did anything and I know that! 
  • NSNO
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    I'd love the chance to give her the most disappointing minute of her life....
  • blue32years
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    Minute ?

    You f*cking stallion
  • OGV
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    blue32years said:

    Minute ?

    You f*cking stallion


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    55 seconds to get undressed...
  • NSNO
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    blue32years said:

    Minute ?

    You f*cking stallion


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    well she gets the good loving.....i'll even mute the tv...
  • king-moyes
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    anything thats balck will do me like...
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