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  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,000
    my mates just took his blow up doll back to the shop because it was crying every time he used it...

    the shop assistant told him it wasn't crying ....it was full !!!
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,143
    Why what was he feeding it?? Must be a costly do feeding a blow up doll, i didnt think they could actually eat!
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,000
    i went to the gym last night and asked the instructor which machine i had to use to impress the beautiful blonde on the treadmill

    he looked at me and said " try the cash machine outside you fat c*nt"
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,143
    hahahahahahahahaha! 

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