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dateing scouse birds
  • scottinfrance139347
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    any advise for a possible date coming up with a scouse bird?
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    don't take any more money then you absolutely need... let people know where you are at all times... take a rape alarm... check her I.D.... there's more but that will do for now...
  • ToffeeCup
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    If you take her back to your house make sure there aren't any 6 foot tall black men running through it all night.

  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,350
    Dont wear anything white. Fake tan is a f*cker to get out.


  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    ToffeeCup said:


    If you take her back to your house make sure there aren't any 6 foot tall black men running through it all night.


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    left am indelible image for you that post has... haha...
  • scottinfrance139347
    Posts: 2,312
    noted thanks
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 2,061
    ONly advice have a cracking nite, Scouse birds are the best..
  • OGV
    Posts: 909

    ONly advice have a cracking nite, Scouse birds are the best..


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    Ahhhh... 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,350

    ONly advice have a cracking nite, Scouse birds are filthy .


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    Yes

  • king-moyes
    Posts: 3,267
    make sure you treble up on the condom situation, get yourself well protected...


  • ToffeeCup
    Posts: 3,044
    OGV said:

    left am indelible image for you that post has... haha...


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    we are due an explanation...... and I for one intend on reminding him about it until we get one
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,510
    Loads o' gorgeous scouse women abar like, should see some o' the Bulgarian ones though like...
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 2,061

    Loads o' gorgeous scouse women abar like, should see some o' the Bulgarian ones though like...


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    how much?
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,510

    how much?


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    Wouldn't know mate...
  • Smigone
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    any advise for a possible date coming up with a scouse bird?


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    Not that you'll get a word in edge ways anyway, but shut up and listen. Same for all women i suppose, mate just sit, listen, ask questions laugh when she does, be a gentleman and don't try and be the big I am, scouse fella's do that enough

    Trust me you'll not go far wrong keeping it simple
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    Smigone said:

    Not that you'll get a word in edge ways anyway, but shut up and listen. Same for all women i suppose, mate just sit, listen, ask questions laugh when she does, be a gentleman and don't try and be the big I am, scouse fella's do that enough


    Trust me you'll not go far wrong keeping it simple

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    and don't forget to pay her...
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,779
    and don't forget to pay her...

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    She's not from the Wirral! 
  • sambo applecart
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    ToffeeCup said:


    If you take her back to your house make sure there aren't any 6 foot tall black men running through it all night.


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    hhahaha, proper made me laugh that :)
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    Smigone said:

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    touchy my little scouse mouse...  :p
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    mate, when she is talking.....say something like 'you talk a bit much, will you be quiet for 5minutes'......she will be a bit gob smacked, maybe even give you a funny look, but only leave it a bout 5 seconds then wink at her and say with a smile on your face 'only kidding, but i bet nobody has siad that to you on a first date have they'?!.......she will smile, thne laugh.....and admit that that has never happened before....the ice will be properly broken, you will have made her laugh, and she will be putty in your hands for as long as you want her to be. :)
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,779
    Freaking right, my masseuse is scouse!

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