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If the Galapagos are 4 million years old, why...............
  • sambo applecart
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    are there not trillions of giant tortoises?
  • OldGoldenVision
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    live longer... breed less... 
  • sambo applecart
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    Go on then, explain why there are not 86 billion albatros then or 56 squillion seals? 
  • Snowcone
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    F'k off Sam lad.
  • OldGoldenVision
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    Ahh.. now that's a different question... it is a little known fact that most albatross are gay... and seals prefer to attempt coupling with anything other than another seal... have you ever seen a seal flange? if not... its not a pretty sight... 
  • JoeIsuzu
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    There are trillions of tortoises, they are just really good at hiding.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    F'k off Sam lad.


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    giant tortoise not a delicacy then? 
  • sambo applecart
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    JoeIsuzu said:

    There are trillions of tortoises, they are just really good at hiding.


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    thats that solved then, like a giant game of hide and seek?
  • sambo applecart
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    i thought ivdlit had been out clubbing them 
  • Snowcone
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    Used to be yes. In fact, several attempts to bring live specimens back in the 19th century were thwarted because they tasted too bloody good. They kept eating them.
  • Snowcone
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    There aren't trillions of any reptile or mammal. Plankton, microorganisms and possibly some insects may run into the trillions.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    There aren't trillions of any reptile or mammal. Plankton, microorganisms and possibly some insects may run into the trillions.


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    i have on my bucket list to swim with whale sharks 
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Used to be yes. In fact, several attempts to bring live specimens back in the 19th century were thwarted because they tasted too bloody good. They kept eating them.


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    didnt that traveller bloke, gulliver?? darwin? didnt his pals like getting stuck in to them?
  • Snowcone
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    didnt that traveller bloke, gulliver?? darwin? didnt his pals like getting stuck in to them?


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    Sailors in those days would eat anything, tortoises and turtles were a favourite. 
  • Snowcone
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    I want to swim with a great white. If I had to choose a death it'd be shark attack.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    I want to swim with a great white. If I had to choose a death it'd be shark attack.


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    i would like to do that also mate. wanted to for as long as i can remember
  • OldGoldenVision
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    i would like to do that also mate. wanted to for as long as i can remember


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    Ave looked it up mate.. cape town... pretty reasonably price an all!
  • sambo applecart
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    Ave looked it up mate.. cape town... pretty reasonably price an all!


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    aye lad, i will get round to doing it for sure :)
  • king-moyes
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    i need sex
  • OldGoldenVision
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    havin seen yer mug I can well imagine...
  • sambo applecart
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    i need sex

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    go on then im ready for ya 

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