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Just hope this is real...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,743
    Snowcone said:

    Mine only gets excited when one of the girls at the stables has her glasses on.

    I like women in glasses for some reason.

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    splatter. 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    blue32years said:

    Mate said to me ' pick any woman to have sex with , dead or alive. '


    I said ' dead '


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    Story I was told by a nurse, dunno how true it is. Girl is going out with a mortuary assistant, anyway, she develops some sort of std type thing. She seeks advice and they ask her who she has been with, turns out you can only get this thing from dead people. 
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,276
    This one time at band camp....I was young and dumb and was getting ready to head out one night when I noticed I needed to trim the bush, in case I got lucky like. Time was of the essence and I picked up a razor like a barber would have and started to trim. I better do the dangle berries I says to myself. Bad move that was, skin got caught and I was bleeding bad. 


  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    Snowcone said:

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    Wouldnt surprise me some right weird c*nts in a hospital.

    My brother got @ nal warts. I didnt have the heart to tell him I know how.


    Im into posh women now. Id put my widge that far up pippa middletons @ rse that whoever pulled me out would be the new king of camelot.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    blue32years said:

    Wouldnt surprise me some right weird c*nts in a hospital.

    My brother got @ nal warts. I didnt have the heart to tell him I know how.


    Im into posh women now. Id put my widge that far up pippa middletons @ rse that whoever pulled me out would be the new king of camelot.


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    How'd he get 'em? Pippa MIddletons mine mate. 

  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    We all know Pippa is saving herself for a fine American gent such as myself. :X
  • DoobieMonster
    Posts: 1,276
    We all know Pippa is saving herself for a fine American gent such as myself. :X

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    America_FUCK YEAH!

  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    Snowcone said:


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    Well as far as im aware ( im happy to be proved wrong ) , you only get @ nal warts from @ nal sex.



    Or hes been bum fingered by a witch
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    blue32years said:

    Well as far as im aware ( im happy to be proved wrong ) , you only get @ nal warts from @ nal sex.



    Or hes been bum fingered by a witch


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    Thats certainly not how I got them. 
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