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Just hope this is real...
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

    and now your widge is twitchy


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    Only cos you're on.
  • DoobieMonster
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    Serial killer in the making sam? Are you telling me you want to make a dress made out of women's flesh and wear it? You are sick mate
  • sambo applecart
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    DoobieMonster said:

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    yeah exactly that. 
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Only cos you're on.


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    would love to give yours a squeeze just to see what its all about, it would bel ike when mick dundee squeezed that trannies widge in croc dundee 1 you wouldnt no what to say you would be gob smacked
  • blue32years
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    Whats with all the shaving lark ?

    I cant tell who is legal and isnt now.
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Whats with all the shaving lark ?

    I cant tell who is legal and isnt now.


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    The nappy is the give away.
  • blue32years
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    Ahhh yeah, cheers mate,


    You know I actually had an argument for about an hour with a lad who was convinced shaving was more hygienic.

    Despite evidence of erm... Scientic proof , he still said I was wrong.

    I then realised more fool me for arguing and wasting part of my life.
  • sambo applecart
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    seriously?? wants up with shaving mate? im not keen in hair, i shaved it all off myself, save on shampoo and hiar cuts and that like 
  • blue32years
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    Oh nothing wrong as such

    But its not more hygienic
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Ahhh yeah, cheers mate,


    You know I actually had an argument for about an hour with a lad who was convinced shaving was more hygienic.

    Despite evidence of erm... Scientic proof , he still said I was wrong.

    I then realised more fool me for arguing and wasting part of my life.


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    See I prefer a shaved one, with me having my little beard, when they sit on my face it can act like velcro if yer not careful. Nowt wrong with a little hitler tache or landing strip mind you. Not a big fuzzy thing though. Makes me ill. Must admit though, shaved all me pubes off once and the itching that followed was not good. 
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Oh nothing wrong as such

    But its not more hygienic


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    It is if your into watersports mate.
  • blue32years
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    Ive shaved myself . Widge looked huge. 9 or 10 millimetres

    I got that wound up itching I locked myself away for fear of killing someone.
    Dont get me wrong im not a lover of the 70's leo sayer look .... Im just not having its more hygienic.
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Ive shaved myself . Widge looked huge. 9 or 10 millimetres

    I got that wound up itching I locked myself away for fear of killing someone.
    Dont get me wrong im not a lover of the 70's leo sayer look .... Im just not having its more hygienic.


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    My widge is changing with age. It looks like the Loch Ness Monster at the moment.
  • efc fan from kentucky
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    I must say that this thread has made me very happy. Well done Paul.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

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    i shave mine off every week and ive never had a problem with itching, just use a decent moisteuriser after job done
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

    i shave mine off every week and ive never had a problem with itching, just use a decent moisteuriser after job done


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    I'm past caring, I've retired my widge now. He's taking things easy. Doesn't get out much nowadays. 

  • tonyd
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    murray1878 said:

    shes from belfast


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    I bet shes a classy bird like yer mar
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:


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    semi retirement here, he comes out when our lass is at work
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

    semi retirement here, he comes out when our lass is at work


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    Mine only gets excited when one of the girls at the stables has her glasses on.
    I like women in glasses for some reason.
  • blue32years
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    Mate said to me ' pick any woman to have sex with , dead or alive. '


    I said ' dead '
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