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i thought i'd let my little lad stay up
  • jasonle41
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    until he says he's tired (he's only just turned 4yrs old a week before christmas like)

    the little_fuckers got more energy than an energizer battery, he seems to have got even more energetic instead of tired, ffs like
  • Snowcone
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    jasonle41 said:

    until he says he's tired (he's only just turned 4yrs old a week before christmas like)

    the little_fuckers got more energy than an energizer battery, he seems to have got even more energetic instead of tired, ffs like


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    Turn the gas on, leave him in the room with it for a bit.
  • jasonle41
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    Snowcone said:

    Turn the gas on, leave him in the room with it for a bit.


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    but ive not brought him up to be religious though
  • brboy1
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    Walk him on your shoulders all night while your 'avin a bevvy.

    The blows will put him to sleep from the doorways.

    Works for me. H N Y & your little one.
  • Snowcone
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    jasonle41 said:

    but ive not brought him up to be religious though


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    Well done, I did that with mine. They also know that they can only marry middle class english people too. 
  • jasonle41
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    he's just gone to bed, wanted me to put tom and jerry on for him, sorted
  • Deus Ex Machina
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    Snowcone said:

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    When they're 40.
  • Snowcone
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    When they're 40.


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    Daughter yes. My lad can get married at 16, to a pikey, as long as he f'ks off and doesn't ask me for any money.
  • jasonle41
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    Snowcone said:

    Daughter yes. My lad can get married at 16, to a pikey, as long as he f'ks off and doesn't ask me for any money.


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    that answered my next question, sounds right to me that like, boys are slightly different
  • Deus Ex Machina
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    Snowcone said:

    Daughter yes. My lad can get married at 16, to a pikey, as long as he f'ks off and doesn't ask me for any money.


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    As long as you've made sure your kids have received a proper education then it's up to them to do something with it.
  • brboy1
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    Tight cu-nt.Whats yours is theres.

    What are you gonna do with it other than go on pis-sy cruises.?

    give them everything & go into a nursing home (aged 43) just to make them happy.

    Its not really your money,you ungrateful,old tw-at..

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