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hows everyone spending new years?
  • blue32years
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    Going a discotechque with the guy who sang kiss from a rose ?
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    :-? ...............................................................haha it took a while! :-j
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    :)
  • Snowcone
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    So far I've been texted married women with a view to lobbing them one. I'm now hoping the wife falls asleep so I can have sex with her. 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    I just hope mine falls asleep..........
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Youve not asked her to meet you outside sainsburys in macclesfield have ya ?

    Cos that the text my missus got
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Youve not asked her to meet you outside sainsburys in macclesfield have ya ?

    Cos that the text my missus got


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    F'k off mate, I'm not going that far. Nah, these two are within 15 minutes drive and sisters. 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    ffs , wheres the tear and share ?
  • jasonle41
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    Snowcone said:

    null


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    decent
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,518
    the_fucking_quote function is_fucking absolute_shite, ffs like
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Took me ages to work out everyone wasnt saying null.



    Thought it was something I wasnt in on like

    ......
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,518
    null could be the new word like


    walk in to the pub and see your mates or someone from work and say "alrite mate?" and reply with "null laaaaaa"
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Did you just say ' null ' to that old lady ?
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,518
    blue32years said:

    Did you just say ' null ' to that old lady ?


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    null mate
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    So far I've been texted married women with a view to lobbing them one. I'm now hoping the wife falls asleep so I can have sex with her. 


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    hahahahaha, we need to spend time together mate, we could give each other tips!
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,772
    sambo applecart said:

    hahahahaha, we need to spend time together mate, we could give each other tips!


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    blue32years said:

    ffs , wheres the tear and share ?


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    If I can pull this one off I promise to hang up my balls. I doubt I could ever surpass it. I achieved so much in the fanny department, more than I could ever have hoped for as a young lad with a huge p0rn collection and a wrist like a grannies cankle. This though would be a crowning glory.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Ive tangoed with friends


    But sisters ??? Youre my hero
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,772
    blue32years said:

    Ive tangoed with friends


    But sisters ??? Youre my hero


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    Not happened yet, almost had something going with one of them a while back but my daughter walked in just as things were getting interesting. 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    If I can pull this one off I promise to hang up my balls. I doubt I could ever surpass it. I achieved so much in the fanny department, more than I could ever have hoped for as a young lad with a huge p0rn collection and a wrist like a grannies cankle. This though would be a crowning glory.


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    pictures or it didnt happen.

    i thought about making a new year resolution to stop being a rogue, but i know it would last til 5 mins past 12 so whats the point. 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Im gonna look into being james bond




    Reckon id be great



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