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cadbury
  • nil satis nisi optimun
    Posts: 136
    Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker.it was after eight they got of at Quality street he asked her name. Polo i'm the one with the hole she said with a wispa.
    lm marathon the one with the nuts he replied.
    He touched her cream eggs and put his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs it was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre.
    But 3 days later his sherbert dibdab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett. And he's got **** allsorts.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Could have been worse, could have been blackjacks........
  • nil satis nisi optimun
    Posts: 136
    With xmas coming ann summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps. So now when a guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!.
    However anti-drink campaigners want it banned amid fears of 24hr minge drinking.

  • milky71
    Posts: 8,778
    Marathon and snickers are the same FFS
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