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Just thought of an amazing amendment to a ridiculous law.
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    Footballers can celebrate with their tops off if they have hair on their chest!

    What's the verdict?

    P.s. this new forum feels like a step back in time. I am so adaptable to technology and change, but this new forum is just plain bad. FACT.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    Agreed. Almost as bad as yer spellin kid!  ;-)
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    OldGoldenVision said:

    Agreed. Almost as bad as yer spellin kid!  ;-)



    Cumon ogv, you know me and you know that misspelling was an accident! Footballers set trends and the waxed chest is a sad reflection of their aloof ways and general lack of education. 


  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    Yeah they should shave like the.... oops... lol....  Not right, not right at all  [-(
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    OldGoldenVision said:

    Yeah they should shave like the.... oops... lol....  Not right, not right at all  [-(



    Yeah. As far as i'm concerned only women have the right to shave their chests. 
  • blue stez
    Posts: 194
    gay
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    blue stez said:

    gay



    thank you blue stez. Exactly the word I was looking for. 
  • Broken Army
    Posts: 152
    I think its daft that they get booked for the offence during the game (for fear of causing offence) yet they can take their shirt off once the final whistle has gone and walk off of the pitch. How and why is that?
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,858
    Broken Army said:

    I think its daft that they get booked for the offence during the game (for fear of causing offence) yet they can take their shirt off once the final whistle has gone and walk off of the pitch. How and why is that?



    Diego Forlan - Time wasting 

  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    Broken Army said:

    I think its daft that they get booked for the offence during the game (for fear of causing offence) yet they can take their shirt off once the final whistle has gone and walk off of the pitch. How and why is that?



    daft, yes broken army, it is **** daft. But I think the pampered ponces who insist on plucking their rugs deserve to be sent to a prison camp that specialises in bum rape and chinese torture, or be forced to solitary confinment in stephen ireland's car for a week. 
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    Warrington Dan said:

    Broken Army said:

    I think its daft that they get booked for the offence during the game (for fear of causing offence) yet they can take their shirt off once the final whistle has gone and walk off of the pitch. How and why is that?



    Diego Forlan - Time wasting 



    what a sausage.
  • Cahiilsbest
    Posts: 36
    Cahiilsbest said:

    Broken Army said:

    I think its daft that they get booked for the offence during the game (for fear of causing offence) yet they can take their shirt off once the final whistle has gone and walk off of the pitch. How and why is that?



    daft, yes broken army, it is **** daft. But I think the pampered ponces who insist on plucking their rugs deserve to be sent to a prison camp of that specialises in bum rape and chinese torture, or be forced to solitary confinment in stephen ireland's car for a week. 


    I wish the latter on no man.... ***Shuders at the thought***
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    lovin this thread!!! PC brigade will be havin kittens! lol. Wheres Barrymore when you need her?
  • briceybaby
    Posts: 194
    as an add-on to the law, i reckon you can only sign a contract for 50k plus, if you can grow mutton chop side burns and a big bushy tash.
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