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Everyone had gathered round at work this morning
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,341
    One of the girls brought her newborn son into the office.

    "Would you like to hold him, Damion?" she asked.

    "I'd better not," I replied, "I'm worried that I'll hurt him."

    "Don't be silly," she smiled, carefully laying him in my arms, "See, there you go."

    Then I punched him in the face.
  • ToffeeCup
    Posts: 3,002

    Fair warning.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Me missus has come with me to Manchester this mornin... And was gonna bring our littlun into the office... You bastid....
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,122
    She's a terrible mother......
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,506
    blue32years said:

    One of the girls brought her newborn son into the office.

    "Would you like to hold him, Damion?" she asked.

    "I'd better not," I replied, "I'm worried that I'll hurt him."

    "Don't be silly," she smiled, carefully laying him in my arms, "See, there you go."

    Then I punched him in the face.


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    Reckon you're on drugs like...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,341
    Alsorts

    E's , whizz , weed , uppers , downers , ketamine , lemsip
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,506
    blue32years said:

    Alsorts

    E's , whizz , weed , uppers , downers , ketamine , lemsip


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    No' right yer know...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,341
    I know but what can ya do ?


  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    With a name of Damion, I expect no less.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,869
    Is the baby ok?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    Snowcone said:

    Is the baby ok?


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    Looks like a Howie Cake now........
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,341
    Snowcone said:

    Is the baby ok?


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    Took it like an irish wife
  • bigbluet0e
    Posts: 483
    damn blue your on that hard stuff???????? LEMSIP...... you mad barstud
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