Snowcone

Posts: 6,666

December 2012

CharlieCroker said:

As long as I steer clear of the police, I should be OK. You never know when they are going to bring the psychologist in. I have a recurring nightmare, in which a constable says, "Is this your vehicle, sir?", I tell him the most plausible lie I can come up with and end up sharing a cell with Ian Huntley, who turns out to be an insufferable bore: a dire excuse for a human being who watches ITV3, listens to rap records and can't play chess.

Just in case, I sometimes disguise myself as someone else, before going out in the car, but a hint of paranoia always remains. I am always checking in the rear view mirror, to see if I have forgotten something. For instance, if I am Diana Dors on a particular day, imagine my horror, if I discovered that I had forgotten to shave for several days. It's no good taking the trouble to find out which brand of cigarettes she smokes, if last month's zapata moustache is still in place. Better to stay in the house. I'm safe here. Nobody comes.

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Nobody comes here either, I think the red X on the door keeps most of them away. 

blue32years

Posts: 16,221

December 2012 I rang the RSPCA the other day saying ive just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.

' thats terrible ' she said , ' are they moving '


I said ' im not sure to be honest , but that would explain the suitcase '

BlueShark

Posts: 1,396

December 2012

blue32years said:

I rang the RSPCA the other day saying ive just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.

' thats terrible ' she said , ' are they moving '


I said ' im not sure to be honest , but that would explain the suitcase '

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Hahahahaha!