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Proof that blonde's are smarter........
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694

    A girl came skipping home from school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.


    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    lolololololololol! wasnt expecting the end lol
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694
    :-D

    Did you watch Fury last night pal?

    He's a pudding IMO and will get seriously found against the Doctor.

    Actually reckon he'd get found out by Price.
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    That's hilarious!
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    wish i went to that school
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216

    :-D

    Did you watch Fury last night pal?

    He's a pudding IMO and will get seriously found against the Doctor.

    Actually reckon he'd get found out by Price.


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    i think Fury did what he had to do last night mate, the other guy went 12rounds with Vitali and has NEVER been stopped, boxed a clever fight........and Price, i think Fury's movement is better, im not saying who would win, but his head movement is a lot better than that of Price imo. 

    I see somebody knocking them both out tbh at some point.

    I was very impressed with Chris Eubank JR last night, i dont want to jump on the band wagon but that lad is going places fast imo.....
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    Fury was embarrassing for me, was like watching a mixture of Norman Wisdom, Tommy Cooper and a 50yr old George Forman competing in Strictly come dancing. The showboating was hilarious, cant wait for him to do it n get knocked cold out.
    I agree about Eu junior however my only worry about him is he has all the shots but lacks that bit of power that would really make him a good n. Its as if his punches dont go the whole way, hard but not hard enough, he's hitting 1 bloke behind instead of 2 or 3........
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    HOWIE8 said:

    Fury was embarrassing for me, was like watching a mixture of Norman Wisdom, Tommy Cooper and a 50yr old George Forman competing in Strictly come dancing. The showboating was hilarious, cant wait for him to do it n get knocked cold out.
    I agree about Eu junior however my only worry about him is he has all the shots but lacks that bit of power that would really make him a good n. Its as if his punches dont go the whole way, hard but not hard enough, he's hitting 1 bloke behind instead of 2 or 3........


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    from what he says Howie it seems like he is not putting everything into his punches, he is trying to get plenty of rounds under his belt, which can only mean more experience for him, i think as he progresses he will start showing more power, he is only young for a middleweight anyway......

    as for Fury, i think the show boating was b'cos he knew the fight was going to be boring so he was trying to add a little bit of entertainment....completely out boxed a guy that went 12 with Vitali, and knows all the trix in the book, you can't ask anymore than that imo........

    thirdly.....pint next sunday?? 
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,251
    Who hasn't gone 12 rounds with a Klitschko! :p
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694

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    Yes mate but he also took the fight on 3 weeks notice....

    Chisora went 12 with a Klitschko as well and he's another wooden one.

    Fury went 12 with Chisora who got blasted by Haye.....

    All that adds up to for me is Fury getting ko'd....He's been wobbled a brave few times by bums as far as I'm concerned.

    At the end of they day.....



































    I'm right you're wrong!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    Gaz got it right about the short notice, and he threw very little, just hoping on Fury tiring himself out. Good points about Eu junior though, i dont know how ya can hold back on the shots he throws, but youre right the more he boxes the more he will develop, i believe he's talking of fighting next week even !!!!!

    Pint............big yes.....
  • Whiskeyandspeed84
    Posts: 754
    gutted to have missed last nights boxing, was round at a bit of a poker night winning myself some takeaway money ;)

    im glad Price came through this just coz i want to see him fight price after those comments on Channel 5 the other month.... the guy's about as likeable as Suarez
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216

    Yes mate but he also took the fight on 3 weeks notice....

    Chisora went 12 with a Klitschko as well and he's another wooden one.

    Fury went 12 with Chisora who got blasted by Haye.....

    All that adds up to for me is Fury getting ko'd.
    ...He's been wobbled a brave few times by bums as far as I'm concerned.

    At the end of they day.....



































    I'm right you're wrong!


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    yes mate ive already said that i see both him and price getting banjoed by some one...
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    are either price or fury Blonde

    if not then i'm lost
  • mhart61
    Posts: 5
    fury hands too low .. price will ko him with a big right hand... pity he comes out to the devils song ...

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