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Posts: 24,745November 2012brboy1 said:
I've just got back from walking the dog & all I read is monkey ****' & monkey perversion.
What will Reidys family think?
Anyway,is there any sober blueroomers that could comment?
i'm trying to educate here mate, this is a seriois subject like, the aids has gone global, its not something to be sniffed at. -
Posts: 2,050November 2012sambo applecart said:spengler said:
thats not true is it..thought it was an old wives tail??
rhesus monkies carry the aids virus dont they, and b'cos we are something like 97% genetically like them, we can conttract it off them, its not a man made disease, it was passed from monkey to man, you decide how it happened......-----------------
christ..people bummin monkeys?..its a sick world we live in, what next people bummin sheep?? -
Posts: 1,005November 2012 I give in.
The theory is.
In the muslim & african nations.the way for a man to lose his virginity is with a local **** or a local animal.
Goats & Monkeys are the prey if the whores are busy. -
Posts: 7,958November 2012brboy1 said:
I give in.
The theory is.
In the muslim & african nations.the way for a man to lose his virginity is with a local **** or a local animal.
Goats & Monkeys are the prey if the whores are busy.-----------------
Hahahahaha if yer can't beat 'em... -
Posts: 1,005November 2012 What would you rather do.
Pull the head of it or sh-ag a goat/monkey,with them dressed in stockings,bit of lippy & a squirt of cannel'?(they've got that on,sick cu-nt-s.) -
Posts: 24,745November 2012brboy1 said:
What would you rather do.
Pull the head of it or sh-ag a goat/monkey,with them dressed in stockings,bit of lippy & a squirt of cannel'?(they've got that on,sick cu-nt-s.)
hahahahahaha, thats the spirit! -
Posts: 1,005November 2012 When I worked at the safari park,I formed a relationship with a quite pretty monkey.
She was always flashing her ar-se about to me,not to others.
I thought that quite sexy!.
We started quite a serious relationship.I'd see her thru' the week,she'd see me thru' the railings.
She got upset & finished with me due to me adverse sexual perversions.
I didn't understand.
Upset,I told her "On the way back to your cage,slam the door on my co-ck,bit--ch"
We've not grunted since. -
Posts: 24,745November 2012spengler said:
christ..people bummin monkeys?..its a sick world we live in, what next people bummin sheep??
people have no shame spengler., crazy world hey. -
Posts: 24,745November 2012brboy1 said:
When I worked at the safari park,I formed a relationship with a quite pretty monkey.
She was always flashing her ar-se about to me,not to others.
I thought that quite sexy!.
We started quite a serious relationship.I'd see her thru' the week,she'd see me thru' the railings.
She got upset & finished with me due to me adverse sexual perversions.
I didn't understand.
Upset,I told her "On the way back to your cage,slam the door on my co-ck,bit--ch"
We've not grunted since.
she sounds gorgeous mate, am sorry it didnt work out like :( -
Posts: 4,925November 2012Snowcone said:
Scousers are about as funny as a monkey driving a bus in a sombrero.
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Pi$$ng myself laughing at the thought of this.....nearly as funny as a scouser....no wait.... -
Posts: 4,925November 2012sambo applecart said:brboy1 said:
I've just got back from walking the dog & all I read is monkey ****' & monkey perversion.
What will Reidys family think?
Anyway,is there any sober blueroomers that could comment?
i'm trying to educate here mate, this is a seriois subject like, the aids has gone global, its not something to be sniffed at.-----------------
Yer can't catch it from sniffin' em like.....well I haven't caught it yet. -
Posts: 1,005November 2012 Last time I seen her she was on the 79 too MURDISHAW.
Its a real place ,folks.Not in the 'pool though. -
Posts: 7,958November 2012Last time I seen her she was on the 79 too MURDISHAW.
Its a real place ,folks.Not in the 'pool though.-----------------
Think she's me neighbor mate like... -
Posts: 9,117November 2012IdiAminDaDa said:
Do they do taxidermy in school now like? Or is 'e disturbed like?
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no schoolon sunday like
apart from sunday school for the religious kids like
he will be making his own cuddly one at his sisters birthday party -
Posts: 1,005November 2012 Hairy female,crouches over,knuckles make scrapeing noise,likes bacardi,smokes & plays bingo?
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Posts: 2,050November 2012sambo applecart said:spengler said:
christ..people bummin monkeys?..its a sick world we live in, what next people bummin sheep??
people have no shame spengler., crazy world hey.-----------------
now ive been with a few ropey old birds down the years..but to get the horn over an animal?..how desperate for a bunk up can someone get??..maybe im missin out on summin?? :-? -
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Posts: 1,005November 2012 Your not,mate.Unless all you want is a tight hole to poke & and a willing partner,forget animals.
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Posts: 24,745November 2012spengler said:
now ive been with a few ropey old birds down the years..but to get the horn over an animal?..how desperate for a bunk up can someone get??..maybe im missin out on summin?? :-?
give it the once over speng see how you get on, if you dont like it, yuo dont have to do it again mate. -
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