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  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,520
    Is 'e still sellin' the number plate like?
  • T6FFEE
    Posts: 11
    No choice now otherwise me car will be **** tip :-)
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,520
    T6FFEE said:

    No choice now otherwise me car will be **** tip :-)


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    Hahahaha that's the spirit!
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,779
    T6FFEE said:

    LOL! Tony your all class and heart mate. Maybe we could meet up for a pint before the game in the Royal Oak?


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    careful Tone.....he's might be carrying a few pound but he's got great movement like........


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  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 966
    Further to my previous post, regarding the correct method of collection, transportation and concealment of excrement about a motor vehicle, I am concerned that the whole process would be too long-winded for some people. They may forget one crucial detail, and end up regretting the whole thing. What if, for example, an absent-minded person (who isn’t?) were to get an itchy nose at just the wrong moment? A clumsy person (who isn’t, now and then?) may baulk at the finesse required at all stages.

    For those of you determined to carry out the scheme- and all due respect to you; perseverence and attention to detail is what made Britain great- it may be better to practise on your own car first, away from prying eyes.

    For those of you who need to achieve a similar goal on an ad-hoc basis, without having the necessary tools and materials to hand, I have devised an alternative plan. Most motor cars have a ventilation system consisting of external vents, connected to ducts, which feed a fan. This blows fresh air from outside through holes on the inside of the vehicle. Simply stand on the bonnet of the car and piddle into the external vents. Enough liquid will collect in the ducts etc. so that, when the engine compartment warms up during the normal use of the vehicle, vapour will be admitted to the airstream into the driving compartment.
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  • zagan
    Posts: 4,706
    CharlieCroker said:

    Further to my previous post, regarding the correct method of collection, transportation and concealment of excrement about a motor vehicle, I am concerned that the whole process would be too long-winded for some people. They may forget one crucial detail, and end up regretting the whole thing. What if, for example, an absent-minded person (who isn’t?) were to get an itchy nose at just the wrong moment? A clumsy person (who isn’t, now and then?) may baulk at the finesse required at all stages.

    For those of you determined to carry out the scheme- and all due respect to you; perseverence and attention to detail is what made Britain great- it may be better to practise on your own car first, away from prying eyes.

    For those of you who need to achieve a similar goal on an ad-hoc basis, without having the necessary tools and materials to hand, I have devised an alternative plan. Most motor cars have a ventilation system consisting of external vents, connected to ducts, which feed a fan. This blows fresh air from outside through holes on the inside of the vehicle. Simply stand on the bonnet of the car and piddle into the external vents. Enough liquid will collect in the ducts etc. so that, when the engine compartment warms up during the normal use of the vehicle, vapour will be admitted to the airstream into the driving compartment.
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    Fk me.... that's the 1st time in years I had an afternoon nap.... cheers for that!! ;) 
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,520
    CharlieCroker said:

    Further to my previous post, regarding the correct method of collection, transportation and concealment of excrement about a motor vehicle, I am concerned that the whole process would be too long-winded for some people. They may forget one crucial detail, and end up regretting the whole thing. What if, for example, an absent-minded person (who isn’t?) were to get an itchy nose at just the wrong moment? A clumsy person (who isn’t, now and then?) may baulk at the finesse required at all stages.

    For those of you determined to carry out the scheme- and all due respect to you; perseverence and attention to detail is what made Britain great- it may be better to practise on your own car first, away from prying eyes.

    For those of you who need to achieve a similar goal on an ad-hoc basis, without having the necessary tools and materials to hand, I have devised an alternative plan. Most motor cars have a ventilation system consisting of external vents, connected to ducts, which feed a fan. This blows fresh air from outside through holes on the inside of the vehicle. Simply stand on the bonnet of the car and piddle into the external vents. Enough liquid will collect in the ducts etc. so that, when the engine compartment warms up during the normal use of the vehicle, vapour will be admitted to the airstream into the driving compartment.
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    Gettin' a bi' weird this now like...
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694
    tonyd said:

    where did you learn to spell? you slagged off idi before for his grammar and look at yours

    and no did I_fuck work in a carpark I will keep an eye out for a nice white dog turd for your passenger and driver side doors



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    So basically Tone you're saying you're not going to do anything to his car.....

    Cos let's face it, trying to find a white dog turd is like trying to find a non-industrial made bite plate for Luis Suarez.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    hahahahaha, Charlie your funny as f_uck 
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694
    sambo applecart said:

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    That's the one!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    T6FFEE said:

    Because you cant spell and use the english language correctly. Also when on a Everton forum with fellow Everton fans there is a difference between friendly banter and just rude comments such as yours. Maybe you should go join the red side as you would be more at home over there mate.



    Ohhh no, it's one of Sheila's gorgeous lads........ X_X
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    She will imaginary laughing over imaginary coffee about this.
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,520
    blue32years said:

    She will imaginary laughing over imaginary coffee about this.


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    Don't know where yer ge' the energy from like...
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    wtf happened here like
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    Posts: 19,516
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  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,694
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    Posts: 8,788
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  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 966
    What do all these dots mean? Am I missing something? There is even a thread about them- dedicated to dots.
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    i think you'll find i use a slash as well
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    S O S I think, if me morse code serves me right, should we be doing somat to help like ?...........
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