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Turd
  • stewcrag
    Posts: 166
    Go in the bathroom and have a look at the size of the Turd I've just had I said to the wife, " no you dirty get" she said " I said go on just have a quick look" she held her nose and looked in the toilet " their isn't one in there " she said...I said " it's on the scales ".........
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,784
    were you weighing it like
  • 83EvertonFC
    Posts: 546
    Was your wife on the scales or something
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    Is she a fish like ?
  • brboy1
    Posts: 958
    What was the weight,in pounds.& how long did you wait,in minutes,for the answer?.
  • 83EvertonFC
    Posts: 546
    Did you squat over the scales and drop it or did you pick it up out of the toilet
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,784
    think its a diet thing like

    see how much he would have lost if he had a biggun
  • 83EvertonFC
    Posts: 546
    Wonder if hes kept it an give it a name and that, brenda or something
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    In seattle two years ago... I did a twelve incher... Tried to take a photo on me phone.... But battery was low... I was very proud....
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    OldGoldenVision said:

    In seattle two years ago... I did a twelve incher... Tried to take a photo on me phone.... But battery was low... I was very proud....


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    Never happened then, no pic no believe.....
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    I have been gutted ever since howie...
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    Literally......
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Aye... Op booked in... Hahah...
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,784
    i once saw one the size of a coke can

  • tonyd
    Posts: 2,844
    stewcrag said:

    Go in the bathroom and have a look at the size of the Turd I've just had I said to the wife, " no you dirty get" she said " I said go on just have a quick look" she held her nose and looked in the toilet " their isn't one in there " she said...I said " it's on the scales ".........


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