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November 2012 Classic quotes from the world’s greatest self publicist who is not shy about bigging himself up even though he is an AVERAGE JOE!

“You can’t come to Liverpool Football Club and play a direct game of football, lumping-it-style.” (TELL THAT TO STEVIE ME AND ENRIQUE!)


"My natural environment is on the training field so I am there every day, I coach, and I can make a promise that I will improve players" WHAT?? LIKE WHEN YOU WERE SACKED AT READING??

"For me it’s not a choice. Do you come in every day and do you work hard or not? No, that’s the obligation." FOREIGN LANGUAGE...SPEAK ENGLISH BUCK

"When you come to a club like this one the shirt weighs much heavier than any other shirt" (WTF did he say??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

"“My job next year is to try and lift some of that weight off the shirt. I’ll take the pressure. The players can just go and concentrate on performing and if you do that you’ll get the result eight or nine times out of ten because of your talent" (try 2 out of 10 BUCK !! gagagagagag)

“There is an imbalance at the minute. You’ve got some of the world’s best supporters here and the playing group is not quite at that level yet. ONLY HALF RIGHT BUCK...THE SUPPORTERS ARE CRAP TOO! HAHAHAHAHA

"“I think every player will tell you they would love to play that (the Barcelona) way. The question is, 'Does every player want to work that hard to play that way?' It is hard work." HARTLEPOOL RESERVES WANT TO PLAY LIKE BARCELONA TOO.......BUT LIKE LIVERPOOP THEY ARE CRAP !

"I didn't want to be sat up there, say what I've said and then in three weeks time Louis Van Gaal walks in the door - it does not work" GIBBERISH BY A DELUDED FOOL

"I am not a power freak" (WHATS IN THE ENVELOPE BUCK?? HA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA POOPI)


There are more I am sure!