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Being Liverpool: part 27 the Derby
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    narrator: the players are back in the dressing room after a disappointing derby performance. This is a team with great tradition and Rodgers knows that the performance has fallen below these traditions and he must raise the teams spirits if their quest to return to the heights of Fourth place is to be maintained.

    Rodgers: Great performance lads..okay..good three points.

    Carragher whispers in Rodgers ear.

    Rodgers...okay..apparently we didn't win it ..okay...but that changes nothing...we kept the ball at the back...we were patient ...okay..back along the back four...back to the keeper...good stuff... great...right Luis...good goals..great..okay...the tackle on Mirallis...

    Suarez: yees boss.

    Rodgers: excellent stuff....okay...

    Suarez: thankz boss

    Rodgers : Just one thing...okay...the tackle on Distin...

    Suarez: Yees boss

    Rodgers: Can you explain that one..I didn't give you permission for that one

    Suarez...E is black boss

    Rodgers: Okay..Luis..good ..but if the media ask why you did it..what do you say?

    Suarez...because e is black

    Rodgers: okay we may need a distraction...okay..Stevie..any ideas?

    Stevie...yeah boss...a bomb boss

    Rodgers..good Stevie..okay..but that's not going to work this time...can you slag the other team off..who were they...Stoke?

    Stevie: everton..boss..I hate them boss...can I say they can't play football..

    Rodgers : Yeah that is good...okay...did they play football?

    Stevie: Don't know boss..but they had that big guy Osman up front with the curly hair. Boss..I remember boss

    Rodgers: okay..good, the journey is really beginning ..okay

  • brett
    Posts: 665
    Rodgers:
    : that was more like it lads...okay..simple pass and move..okay..this time though there was an end result....okay..I am proud of you okay...
    Siguardson Thanks boss
    Rodgers: No problem lads..okay..I better go back to the Liverpool dressing room and tell them the usual sh it




  • milky71
    Posts: 8,769
    ffs must have missed this one

    hopefully be on sky anytime
  • Jxg
    Posts: 1,537
    Oh yeah, I saw this on Comedy Central the other night.

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