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  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    Welcome to London England Stadium where the Red Devils of Manchester play off against the White Socks of Leeds in the fifth match of this months world series of Soccer Ball...

    Its late into the fourth quarter here with the Red Devils in possession looking to score a net to level the tie at one each and take it into overtime...

    The goal back makes a play action fake and sends a long ball diagonal to the midfield centre guard who misses his footing. Fourth down. Its a tough decision whether the Red Devils will look to punt deepfield or try to hit the back board triggering a power play...

    What the Red Devils wouldnt give now to have Wayne Rooney in play, but the Devils strike foward failed to make the BMI set for him by the club doctor. Thirty goals, ten assists, forty wides, thirty overs with a shots on target rating that ranks highest in world soccer ball the clubs board quite rightly saw his high body fat content as unacceptable for this franchise...

    The goal back has let the clock run down to the two minute mark... We'll leave you now for an ad break but catch us soon... and dont forget to check out tonights premier of someshitsitcom which will be on tonight at 10pm after todays five hour feature presentation brought to you in association with bud s.hite...

  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,858
    thanks for that... 
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    I'm conflicted.....that made me laugh....but also made me grumble because you're probably spot on....

    :)) :-w :-j ~X( ;))
  • zagan
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  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    zagan said:

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    cwtch?

  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    very interesting.   Maybe I accepted your friend request a little too soon eh?
    :-?
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    ;-)
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    :-j
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    I'm just pi55 ed off the Everton Blue Jerseys didnt make it to yet another world soccer ball series, getting right fed up now......
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,703

    cwtch?


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    cwtch?

    you welsh ****......
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    zagan said:

    cwtch?


    you welsh ****......

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    You should be flattered I went to the effort...  [-(
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    HOWIE8 said:

    I'm just pi55 ed off the Everton Blue Jerseys didnt make it to yet another world soccer ball series, getting right fed up now......


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    Negativity in the fan base to blame...
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,703

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    its a word the local mongs use.....
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525

    Negativity in the fan base to blame...


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    Im gonna change, i think next year we will defo win the World Soccer Ball Series COYEBJ....
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    HOWIE8 said:

    Im gonna change, i think next year we will defo win the World Soccer Ball Series COYEBJ....


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    Next year? I hope we win it next month... 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,762
    Coño
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    i reckon we would of been called the blue castle wizards..or the medieval dodgers!!
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,509
    Snowcone said:

    Coño


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