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Posts: 307October 2012 I went to bed with a deaf girl once and she talked in her sleep.
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Posts: 16,299October 2012 I went into my local dry cleaners yesterday where the bloke behind the counter is a little deaf.
I said ' can you get this stain out of my trousers ? '
He said ' come again ? '
I said ' no , it's yoghurt this time ' -
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Posts: 2October 2012 My wife sent me a text this morning, it said (windows frozen).So I sent her one back,(pore some warm water on it)She sent me one back,(The laptops really F!!!!ed now)
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Posts: 8,858October 2012boy blue said:
My wife sent me a text this morning, it said (windows frozen).
So I sent her one back,(pore some warm water on it)She sent me one back,(The laptops really F!!!!ed now)-----------------
I first saw that joke on a text
...from my mum.
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Posts: 19,512October 2012 Yeah... It was in big f*ck off text... On a sign...
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Posts: 3,007October 2012Winston Wolfe said:
do deaf people think they are screaming?
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NO... IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE READING YOUR POSTS !!
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Posts: 19,512October 2012blue32years said:
I'm gonna get to 9,999 and never post again
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Sorry i didnt quite catch that?
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Posts: 3,007October 2012blue32years said:
I'm gonna get to 9,999 and never post again
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please !
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Posts: 3,007October 2012OldGoldenVision said:
Well thats a lie... Says ere yer on 1,773...
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would have thought as a solicitor yopu'd have sussed that i had posted on another thread..
it said 1774...it's now 1775 ..i rest my case m'lud !
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