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Is it Me, or is 60mm wide Biggest they Sell?
  • Daive521
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    Mandy & i can't find Wider ones?? :-q
  • sambo applecart
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    i darn';t ask daive.......
  • jasonle41
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    go on daive, give us a clue like........
  • Daive521
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    58mm wide seems to be widest in Chemists, Wilko's etc It's like a muggers face in a pair of tights? b-(
  • sambo applecart
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    what ya on about matey??
  • koolhandluke8
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    wellies..
  • tonyd
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    Daive521 said:

    58mm wide seems to be widest in Chemists, Wilko's etc It's like a muggers face in a pair of tights? b-(


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    no_fucking wonder it took yer 46 years to get a **** measuring the width of condoms?

    if god and jebus existed they'd have wept at creating you
  • Daive521
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    I agree tonyd, but Mandy doesn't want to get Pregnant just yet?
  • tonyd
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    Daive521 said:

    I agree tonyd, but Mandy doesn't want to get Pregnant just yet?


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    Well tell mandy to get her_arse on the pill then
  • sambo applecart
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    Daive521 said:

    I agree tonyd, but Mandy doesn't want to get Pregnant just yet?


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    theres a few ways you can stop that happening Daive, if you would like me to explain??
  • Daive521
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    sambo applecart said:

    theres a few ways you can stop that happening Daive, if you would like me to explain??


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    Go on then Sambo?

  • koolhandluke8
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    jump off at edge hill...
  • Daive521
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    tonyd said:

    Well tell mandy to get her_arse on the pill then


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    ****??????? R U a 'Bummer' then?

  • Snowcone
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    Ffs Daive just blowjobs and backdoor. She's got fingers if she needs her monge tickled.
  • tonyd
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    Daive521 said:

    ****??????? R U a 'Bummer' then?


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    you don't know what the pill is?

    kin ell did they dig you up out of fred wests garden ?
  • Daive521
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    Snowcone said:

    Ffs Daive just blowjobs and backdoor. She's got fingers if she needs her monge tickled.


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    I wouldn't Trust Mandy performing a BJ, & i certainly wouldn't go up Back passage?

  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Ffs Daive just blowjobs and backdoor. She's got fingers if she needs her monge tickled.


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    These are 2 of the main reasons Daive.
  • tonyd
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    Daive521 said:

    I wouldn't Trust Mandy performing a BJ, & i certainly wouldn't go up Back passage?


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    Daive how many stones overweight is Mandy?
  • Snowcone
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    Daive521 said:

    I wouldn't Trust Mandy performing a BJ, & i certainly wouldn't go up Back passage?


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    Ffs daive, yer don't know what yer missing. Just got her to have good dump before hand. Can get messy otherwise.

  • Daive521
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    A few, she nearly Squashed my 'testes' when she was on top? X_X
  • tonyd
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    Daive521 said:

    A few, she nearly Squashed my 'testes' when she was on top? X_X


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    How many years older is she?
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