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Beards...
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    It is with the greatest of sadness that I report... at the age of 34... that my facial hair growth to the sides of my mouth and upper chin... is not going to improve... for years I grew goatee beards and gave up when the gaps didnt fill... only to try again in the hope that the next tine hair would grow where once before there was none... but its not to be... also the once multi coloured (blonde/brown and ginger) growth is going grey... I'm off to book laser hair removal...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,299
    I've accepted now that all that was ginger in my beard is now white.
    I've come to love and comfort it like you would a broken winged swallow or a frog with a dead leg.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    blue32years said:

    I've accepted now that all that was ginger in my beard is now white.
    I've come to love and comfort it like you would a broken winged swallow or a frog with a dead leg.


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    Err... so yer've tried ter stamp on yer own head?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,299
    Who hasn't ?

    Especially when he's looking at my Missus
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,007
    only ugly people have beards and mussies......

    smooth as a baby's bum moí
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    blue32years said:

    Who hasn't ?

    Especially when he's looking at my Missus


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    'Ate it when that 'appens... given meself a fair few beatings over the years... mostly when drunk... so I think that's acceptable... 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,299
    Yep and then pretend to people you walked into a door.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    blue32years said:

    Yep and then pretend to people you walked into a door.


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    Really? I just tell em me missus beats me... She's the c.ock-a-the-town... 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,299
    Mud wrestle off with my Missus ?
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    blue32years said:

    Mud wrestle off with my Missus ?


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    Sounds like a plan... Can I join in?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,299
    I'd be upset if you didn't
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    blue32years said:

    I'd be upset if you didn't


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    Sweet! I'll dig out me mankini!!!
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