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Posts: 3,235September 2012 Aside from your own farts, it's got to be pork chops in the frying pan. B-)
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Posts: 3,235September 2012escla said:
Tuna fish in yer missus knickers !
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If nothing else, it certainly prepares you for the worst life has to offer. -
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Posts: 2,453September 2012Whiskeyandspeed84 said:
fresh tarmac....
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Can you give e a quote for my drive ? -
Posts: 3,235September 2012blue32years said:
Eau de b ollocks
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Even after a good scratch it doesn't smell THAT good. Assuming, like me, you give your nails a good sniff afterwards. -
Posts: 16,350September 2012 Mines beautiful. If I could bottle it I would.
I used to rub myself in clubs and then run my fingers under girls noses.
Their knickers just fell off. -
Posts: 19,512September 2012blue32years said:
Mines beautiful. If I could bottle it I would.
I used to rub myself in clubs and then run my fingers under girls noses.
Their knickers just fell off your honour.-----------------
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Posts: 3,235September 2012 I once watched a program about a guy that never used to use anything but water to wash himself and left his man stink at that level. He got LAID. Not been able to do it myself but it does seem to work.
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Posts: 2,850September 2012escla said:
Tuna fish in yer missus knickers !
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Nah you decapitated and your carcass char grilled by Islamic Somalian pirates would be the best smell in the world tbh like
Edit: but covered in smoky bacon yer Mohammed bumming halfwit.
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Posts: 1,794September 2012Deus Ex Machina said:
I once watched a program about a guy that never used to use anything but water to wash himself and left his man stink at that level. He got LAID. Not been able to do it myself but it does seem to work.
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Wasn't that programme Eurotrash? I think he was French, which explains a lot, and very handsome, which helped.
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Posts: 1,794September 2012
As for the best smells:
A newly opened packet of tobacco
Petrol
Pantene conditioner (reminds me of a beautiful girl in my youth).
Frying spices before making a curry.
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Posts: 1,748September 2012 Freshly baked bread.
Any roast dinner cooking in the oven.
Freshly cut grass (on the lawn [-X )
A freshly bathed baby! (thought OGV would have cottoned on to that one)
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Posts: 2,777September 2012 Dead simple me i just like the smell of bread toasting oh and vosene the old brown stuff!
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Posts: 1,230September 2012 A nice lamb stew simmering away for a couple of hours hmmmm think i'll give the mrs a ring to get one on.
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Posts: 16,350September 2012 Freshly cut grass
A full stoma bag
Chest infected sputum
A German shepherds 5h 1t
Nice and spicy nik naks -
Posts: 1,247September 2012blue32years said:
Freshly cut grass
A full stoma bag
Chest infected sputum
A German shepherds 5h 1t
Nice and spicy nik naks-----------------
Hahaha belter!
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