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jelavic desperate to leave
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    just read this in a site in Croatia its been picked up by Sky News and The Mirror so got to be real i think

    "Croatian star Jelavic looks like he is next to leave cash strapped Everton. Talking to an online Croatian fanzine he was asked if Champions League was a good tournament to play in, the forward who has been a hit at Goodison and scored when playing against Manchester United, a goal that brought him to the attention of Sir Alex, replied that it was an important tournament. He then seemed to wink in a knowing way at me.
    There is no doubt that Manchester United's squad would benefit from Jelavic being there alongside other unsettled Everton stars Fellaini and Baines.
    In the first game of the season Manchester United were beaten by the Goodison outfit and it is Sir Alex's belief that Everton had done this by using talented players who could be playing at richer clubs. Premiership officials are looking into whether this is actually an illegal tactic from the heavily in debt Everton team, but Sir Alex has decided to make his own move.
    It seems Jelavic is now certain to join the exodus of players from Goodison Park
    that started with Cahill and Yobo, proving every Everton player is available for around 1m.
    When asked about whether Manchester United were a successful team the World Cup star now playing at cash strapped, unpopular Everton replied that they were.
    Pushed to clarify the situation and say that there was no way in any circumstances that he would leave Everton the Croatian shrugged and said something that very roughly translated as 'why would i say that to you.'
    Jelavic is available for around 4million and David Moyes has not said he won't sell him to Manchester United."
    Sorry guys but looks like its goodbye to Jela
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    brett said:

    just read this in a site in Croatia its been picked up by Sky News and The Mirror so got to be real i think

    "Croatian star Jelavic looks like he is next to leave cash strapped Everton. Talking to an online Croatian fanzine he was asked if Champions League was a good tournament to play in, the forward who has been a hit at Goodison and scored when playing against Manchester United, a goal that brought him to the attention of Sir Alex, replied that it was an important tournament. He then seemed to wink in a knowing way at me.
    There is no doubt that Manchester United's squad would benefit from Jelavic being there alongside other unsettled Everton stars Fellaini and Baines.
    In the first game of the season Manchester United were beaten by the Goodison outfit and it is Sir Alex's belief that Everton had done this by using talented players who could be playing at richer clubs. Premiership officials are looking into whether this is actually an illegal tactic from the heavily in debt Everton team, but Sir Alex has decided to make his own move.
    It seems Jelavic is now certain to join the exodus of players from Goodison Park
    that started with Cahill and Yobo, proving every Everton player is available for around 1m.
    When asked about whether Manchester United were a successful team the World Cup star now playing at cash strapped, unpopular Everton replied that they were.
    Pushed to clarify the situation and say that there was no way in any circumstances that he would leave Everton the Croatian shrugged and said something that very roughly translated as 'why would i say that to you.'
    Jelavic is available for around 4million and David Moyes has not said he won't sell him to Manchester United."
    Sorry guys but looks like its goodbye to Jela


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    You guys over at Analfield must really be sh1ting yourselves about relegation that you have to come on here and make this sort of crap up, pi$$ off back to your RS bum chums !


  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,720
    Hahaha, that's a little bit o' comedy genius right there, nice one Brett  =D>
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    escla said:

    You guys over at Analfield must really be sh1ting yourselves about relegation that you have to come on here and make this sort of crap up, pi$$ off back to your RS bum chums !



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    bum chums? i assume i can translate this in the new modern enlghtened football era as my gay liverpool supporting friends.
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    brett said:

    bum chums? i assume i can translate this in the new modern enlghtened football era as my gay liverpool supporting friends.


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    Yes, correct !
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    good lad...
  • bigbluet0e
    Posts: 483
    just think a team like utd wanting everton players to help them win the league, guess they dont wanna be relegated thats why no one wants the sh_ite across the park only teams looking at their players are teams that will be battling relegation like west ham who took the rs record signing. dont think theres any player in the liverpooh team that would even get in utds reserves never mind first team. bitter bitter RED SH_ITES you got no money and you haven't got a Davie Moyes who can find good players you got another dip_shit like the kkk only he knows he is the best manager you can get because you lot are not a big team just a middle tier side that will be lucky to finish in the top half this season
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    Smigone said:

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    thank god you are here...forgot there are Everton fans with no sense of humour too. i started watching at a time where you had to laugh or you would get suicidal. some of your new fans sound like the narkiest reds they say they hate. think we gonna hear rumours about players going for as long as we are doing well and I cant be **** getting angry or taking them seriously any more

  • revbluejeans
    Posts: 3
    zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,221
    Escla as a man of your intelligence I'm surprised you missed the undertone of this thread.


    Can't blame your iPad now ;)
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 940
    Victor Anichebe is becoming increasingly frustrated at the lack of playing opportunities at cash-strapped Everton, having seemingly been overlooked for the role of first-choice striker, in favour of team-mate Nikica Jelavic. It is believed he is keen to move to an exotic foreign location, for regular first-team action in a team with a realistic chance of winning some silverware. He has recently been spotted looking at houses in Southport.
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,720
    thank god you are here...forgot there are Everton fans with no sense of humour too. i started watching at a time where you had to laugh or you would get suicidal. some of your new fans sound like the narkiest reds they say they hate. think we gonna hear rumours about players going for as long as we are doing well and I cant be **** getting angry or taking them seriously any more

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    it's a bit early on a monday for some mate, good satire that though started my day with a chuckle at that and at escla etc too for missing your obviously very subtle humour!
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    blue32years said:

    Escla as a man of your intelligence I'm surprised you missed the undertone of this thread.


    Can't blame your iPad now ;)


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    Have to say "fair cop" lads, just skimmed it and shot from the hip, nice one Brett !
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,221
    Been there pal

    Had a right do at someone once and hadn't even read he was quoting someone else.
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    everyone is forgiven now that the Fellaini rumour sounds even more nonsensical than this one
  • MavisCruet
    Posts: 1,794
    That was quite funny
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,604


    brett said:

    just read this in a site in Croatia its been picked up by Sky News and The Mirror so got to be real i think

    "Croatian star Jelavic looks like he is next to leave cash strapped Everton. Talking to an online Croatian fanzine he was asked if Champions League was a good tournament to play in, the forward who has been a hit at Goodison and scored when playing against Manchester United, a goal that brought him to the attention of Sir Alex, replied that it was an important tournament. He then seemed to wink in a knowing way at me.
    There is no doubt that Manchester United's squad would benefit from Jelavic being there alongside other unsettled Everton stars Fellaini and Baines.
    In the first game of the season Manchester United were beaten by the Goodison outfit and it is Sir Alex's belief that Everton had done this by using talented players who could be playing at richer clubs. Premiership officials are looking into whether this is actually an illegal tactic from the heavily in debt Everton team, but Sir Alex has decided to make his own move.
    It seems Jelavic is now certain to join the exodus of players from Goodison Park
    that started with Cahill and Yobo, proving every Everton player is available for around 1m.
    When asked about whether Manchester United were a successful team the World Cup star now playing at cash strapped, unpopular Everton replied that they were.
    Pushed to clarify the situation and say that there was no way in any circumstances that he would leave Everton the Croatian shrugged and said something that very roughly translated as 'why would i say that to you.'
    Jelavic is available for around 4million and David Moyes has not said he won't sell him to Manchester United."
    Sorry guys but looks like its goodbye to Jela


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    Are you for real?
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    Winston Wolfe said:

    Are you for real?


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    do some of you just read evey third word
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,604
    Duh.....yeah thats right duh.....

    Ya fucking_idiot.
  • brett
    Posts: 665
    Winston Wolfe said:

    Duh.....yeah thats right duh.....

    Ya fucking_idiot.


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    have the steroids shrunk your brain

  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,604
    Nah mate I don't do roids....my tiny brain and **** are all natural.
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