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Posts: 1,794August 2012
A female aquaintance of mine got a new job today. In celebration I made her dinner, bought champage reasonably priced sparkling wine, and, as she was sore and aching from stress and carrying her huge portfolio, I massaged her literally from toe to head. She was oiled up and starkers. I did such a good job that she's now asleep, and she's even hogging all the pillows.
My life blows goats.
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Posts: 1,794August 2012 Her hair is in the far corner, she's face down. Though now you mention it, she did look a bit toothy.
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Posts: 1,794August 2012OldGoldenVision said:
err... promise me shes alive...
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I haven't checked in a while, but I assume so. You have me worried now....Yes, she is, I just poked her foot.
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Posts: 19,512August 2012 oh good was starting to worry after you said youd drugged her and left her face down...
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Posts: 1,794August 2012OldGoldenVision said:
oh good was starting to worry after you said youd drugged her and left her face down...
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I don't recall telling you about the drugs!
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Posts: 1,794August 2012 Actually, we should be careful, the Star will run a story about Everton fans being druggies and date rapists next!
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