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Heres One For Sambo ...NHS Choices - Behind the Headlines
  • Sheltieforce
    Posts: 458
    Posted To: NHS Choices - Behind the Headlines
    Conversation: 'Oral sex helps women fight depression' claim
    Subject: 'Oral sex helps women fight depression' claim


    “Oral sex is good for women’s health and helps fight depression”, was the Daily Mail’s lurid headline today, while The Sun opted for a more straightforward “Semen is good for you”.

    Conclusion
    It is difficult to know what to make of the study that the stories are loosely based on: why it was undertaken and what usefulness it could have in the real world. And apart from pure titillation and appealing to fans of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’, it is difficult to see how these stories could be construed as news. Even though they questioned whether the women were in a relationship or not, it is still difficult to assess from this the stability or security of the relationship, which could be associated with reduced depression symptoms and increased likelihood of using alternative, or longer term, methods of contraception.
    It is also worth noting that the study has also not assessed diagnoses of depression, only depression scores.
    Overall, the researchers have not shown in this study that semen contains compounds with antidepressant qualities. They consider that both the oestrogen and prostaglandins found in semen may have this effect, but this is only speculation. Whether self-reported condom use is an accurate indicator of semen in the reproductive tract or the bloodstream is also open to doubt, because some couples may have practised “withdrawal”. As the authors point out, to investigate whether semen had any effect on mood would require a study which directly measured semen in the reproductive tract or ideally, in the bloodstream, and correlated this with women’s moods. Whether this would be a useful exercise is questionable, to say the least.


    Posted this to the girls in the office :-D

    Am I a predator ?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,899
    My ex girlfriend used to rub my semen in her face. It gave her the skin of a 13 year old.





    She was 13
  • Sheltieforce
    Posts: 458
    :/
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,899
    I was 13


    Perv






    ;)
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 20,144
    and she was he
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,433

    My ex girlfriend used to rub my semen in her face. It gave her the skin of a 13 year old. 


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    An ex of an ex of mine told her that it was good for her skin, she wanted it all over the shop in copious amounts. I felt like a tube of moisturiser but i never did tell her any different. 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,733
    a pint of semen a day keeps the doctor away.....
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,869
    the classic was it'll make your chesticles bigger worked great in college 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,899
    I tried to convince a blind girl that swallowing would restore her sight.

    I said ' thats why it's named that, it makes you see man '


  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,733

    I tried to convince a blind girl that swallowing would restore her sight.

    I said ' thats why it's named that, it makes you see man '


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    lolololololololol
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,048
    do you have to gargle it?
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 20,144
    spengler said:

    do you have to gargle it?


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    only advice i ever give a girl who is lookin to impress...

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