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Posts: 726August 2012 So my Everton shirt arrives in the mail and I'm all excited and put it on. The first time my wife sees it she looks it over and starts sarcastically smiling and puts out a small giggle. I ask her what the problem is and she replies that it looks like a shirt that the kids at hogwarts would wear in harry potter. I took offense to this and defended the badge. I think I need to plot some revenge on her. Any ideas? Divorce is too easy, need something more interesting. :-?
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Posts: 3,433August 2012 If you bought this seasons home shirt then she has a point, you need to apologise. :p ;-)
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Posts: 726August 2012 Not a kit, just a shirt: http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_details.aspx?pid=89304
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Posts: 1,537August 2012 As she leaves for work, call in sick. Then, you'll have the whole day to remodel the house in "appropriate" attire.
Everton wallpaper on every wall. Everton curtains. Everton tablecloths. Plates. Cushions. Anything that can be Evertonised - you do it.
Then, the best part. Throw out her entre wardrobe and replace it with 3 kits: the Everton home, away and 3rd kit. Does she have a plethora of shoes? Give them to charity and replace them with lovely Everton slippers, socks and of course, personalised football boots.
When she comes home, welcome her at the door wearing nothing but the same shirt that she laughed at. Invite her into your castle and give her a tour. -
Posts: 726August 2012Jxg said:
As she leaves for work, call in sick. Then, you'll have the whole day to remodel the house in "appropriate" attire.
Everton wallpaper on every wall. Everton curtains. Everton tablecloths. Plates. Cushions. Anything that can be Evertonised - you do it.
Then, the best part. Throw out her entre wardrobe and replace it with 3 kits: the Everton home, away and 3rd kit. Does she have a plethora of shoes? Give them to charity and replace them with lovely Everton slippers, socks and of course, personalised football boots.
When she comes home, welcome her at the door wearing nothing but the same shirt that she laughed at. Invite her into your castle and give her a tour.-----------------
:-)) :-)) :-)) Man, I would be divorced so fast. But that's a hilarious idea. -
Posts: 3,433August 2012efc fan from kentucky said:
Not a kit, just a shirt: http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_details.aspx?pid=89304
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I'm no advocate for wife beating, but that is a nice T-Shirt. :-? -
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Posts: 24,753August 2012efc fan from kentucky said:
Not a kit, just a shirt: http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_details.aspx?pid=89304
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Must have cost more for the shipping to the states than the shirt did!! -
Posts: 726August 2012sambo applecart said:
Must have cost more for the shipping to the states than the shirt did!!
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About the same yes. :O But I wanted an Everton shirt. :-D -
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Posts: 726August 2012OldGoldenVision said:
Buy her one for her birthday? Just a thought.
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That's actually a good idea, except it will have to be for Christmas because her bday was just 2 months ago. -
Posts: 7,963August 2012efc fan from kentucky said:
So my Everton shirt arrives in the mail and I'm all excited and put it on. The first time my wife sees it she looks it over and starts sarcastically smiling and puts out a small giggle. I ask her what the problem is and she replies that it looks like a shirt that the kids at hogwarts would wear in harry potter. I took offense to this and defended the badge. I think I need to plot some revenge on her. Any ideas? Divorce is too easy, need something more interesting. :-?
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Do wha' I do mate: Ge' really drunk on a regular basis an' shout a' the telly like... -
Posts: 2,558August 2012efc fan from kentucky said:
That's actually a good idea, except it will have to be for Christmas because her bday was just 2 months ago.
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No, that's a bad idea, for Christmas you buy her an ironing board, for her birthday you buy her a Hoover and so on.....
she'll soon get the message an start behavin again. -
Posts: 1,314August 2012Jxg said:
As she leaves for work, call in sick. Then, you'll have the whole day to remodel the house in "appropriate" attire.
Everton wallpaper on every wall. Everton curtains. Everton tablecloths. Plates. Cushions. Anything that can be Evertonised - you do it.
Then, the best part. Throw out her entre wardrobe and replace it with 3 kits: the Everton home, away and 3rd kit. Does she have a plethora of shoes? Give them to charity and replace them with lovely Everton slippers, socks and of course, personalised football boots.
When she comes home, welcome her at the door wearing nothing but the same shirt that she laughed at. Invite her into your castle and give her a tour.-----------------
^^^^^^^This would so not work on me. ^^^^^^^^
I think I would love my guy all the more for doing it.
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Posts: 1,803August 2012escla said:
No, that's a bad idea, for Christmas you buy her an ironing board, for her birthday you buy her a Hoover and so on.....
she'll soon get the message an start behavin again.-----------------
You're just the kind of guy I go for.......
With a sledgehammer :-)) -
Posts: 2,558August 2012 But there are so many nice accessories that you can buy for special anniversaries etc. Like an ironing board cover and replacement Hoover bags !
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Posts: 2,558August 2012^^^^^^^This would so not work on me. ^^^^^^^^
I think I would love my guy all the more for doing it.
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Kin el.......you 12 or what ? -
Posts: 1,314August 2012escla said:
Kin el.......you 12 or what ?-----------------
No!
I'm 12 and a 1/2.
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Posts: 2,558August 2012Jxg said:
Pfft, yeah escla, get it right.
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Well, was only six months out ! -
Posts: 726August 2012escla said:
But there are so many nice accessories that you can buy for special anniversaries etc. Like an ironing board cover and replacement Hoover bags !
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Good point. Women love accessories! :))
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