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American Genetic Engineering Experiment
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 952
    Victoria Beckham, burdened with the highest ratio of wealth to imagination ever observed, decides, on a big whim, to improve her husband. Unable to distinguish between his being and her own notions of perfection, she summons, with a noise like a crow, a legion of style consultants, from the next room. The consensus is that David’s only deficiency is a slight but oft-derided inarticulacy. After half-convincing her that this cannot be cured by plastic surgery, one professional lickspittle jokingly mentions genetic engineering. A team of leading geneticists is duly distracted, by money, from their goal to cure all disease and installed in a gold-baubled laboratory, while Queen Vic conducts her research on Twitter. After much deliberation, she concludes that the most erudite, urbane man ever is… Joey Barton.img src="
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  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    yer
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    He's a 1950's conman
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,208
    I thought this was a serious thread. American early twentieth century genetics is actually quite interesting, very Mengele, in a more covert & disturbing format.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Deus Ex Machina said:

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  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,208
    That's about the response i was expecting tbh. Only someone who knew exactly what i was referring to would be so flippant though. Toss pot!   ;-)
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Ha Ha

    If I know you like I think I know you and you know me like I think i know you know me . and you know you like me know you know me like you



    You know I know what you meant


    I'm well clever like :)
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,208
    That would have been funny if i'd been able to read it correctly.


    Punctuation!


    It exists for a reason! 
    :p
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    I'll punctufacein in a minute. I've had 2 baileys.
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,208
    There needs to be an button you can click upon logging here.

    1. I've been consuming alcohol.
    2. I've been consuming illicit substances.
    3. I've been masturbating and am now blind, thus my opinion on anything Football related is now compromised. 
    4. I know how to speak correctly but i'm so intelligent, i have decided that i'll abbreviate and add apostrophe' **** nilly to sound colloquial and cool.

    You're #3 btw, i'm an ongoing combination of #2 & 3.
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