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English insults translator
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    So being an American I'm trying to figure out exactly what some of y'alls insults really mean. They are obviously different than what we use here so help a brother out. X_X

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,051
    what do you want to know mate..?
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    you will have to be a bit more specific, custard guts :P
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    zagan said:

    you will have to be a bit more specific, custard guts :P


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    Yeah, that for example, maybe widget. I have ideas of what things mean but not exact. Hurl some insults at me and I'll let you know which ones leave me scratching my head. lol
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    whoops, double post. I'm a dumbass. This is a typical insult over here. :)
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    Yeah, that for example, maybe widget. I have ideas of what things mean but not exact. Hurl some insults at me and I'll let you know which ones leave me scratching my head. lol


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    custard guts = Fatty :P

    read through a few threads and pick out some insults you don't understand and post them up here.... I'm sure a few of us will be happy to help you to understand our dark ways and pull you into becoming a great British American abuse hurler :P
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    whoops, double post. I'm a dumbass. This is a typical insult over here. :)


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    _Knob jockey....
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,193
    I'll keep the insults American

    You f*cking mook

    ;)





    Ignore zagan , he's a f @ggot



    A sexy one , but a f @ggot nonetheless.
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,604
    Damo, what does **** mean cos you've lost me.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,193
    You never watched mean streets , taxi driver , sopranos ?


    I'll give the mean streets definition


    ' you f*cking mook '

    ' what's a f*cking mook '

    ' it's er ...Erm ... It's you know ... a f*cking mook '
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    blue32years said:

    I'll keep the insults American

    You f*cking mook

    ;)





    Ignore zagan , he's a f @ggot



    A sexy one , but a f @ggot nonetheless.


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    go eat _shit, ya old wrinkly ball sack :P
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,193
    Now you're just turning me on.
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    Now I'm cracking up. **** jockey, lol. I'll have to break some of these out over here. I can't remember exactly but we had a british guy here at work a few years ago and there was an actual name used as an insult. He said it was meant offensive in london. I can't remember what the name was though. :(

    hahahaha **** is a curse word? k n o b ?
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    blue32years said:

    Now you're just turning me on.


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    it don't take much sweetheart ;)
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    Now I'm cracking up. **** jockey, lol. I'll have to break some of these out over here. I can't remember exactly but we had a british guy here at work a few years ago and there was an actual name used as an insult. He said it was meant offensive in london. I can't remember what the name was though. :(

    hahahaha **** is a curse word? k n o b ?


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    spread the love mate ;)

    yea, _knob is censored since there are so many _cocks on this forum :P
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,051
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    Now I'm cracking up. **** jockey, lol. I'll have to break some of these out over here. I can't remember exactly but we had a british guy here at work a few years ago and there was an actual name used as an insult. He said it was meant offensive in london. I can't remember what the name was though. :(

    hahahaha **** is a curse word? k n o b ?


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    dont you sleep over there mate? must be about 4 in the morning isnt it?
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,201
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    Now I'm cracking up. **** jockey, lol. I'll have to break some of these out over here. I can't remember exactly but we had a british guy here at work a few years ago and there was an actual name used as an insult. He said it was meant offensive in london. I can't remember what the name was though. :(

    hahahaha **** is a curse word? k n o b ?


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    Kevin or Dave.

    Widget is one of mine = Midget, but it's just for Tony.
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,720
    one of sambo's puzzles me too, sugar t!ts? no clue what that one means is it a Yorkshire thing?
  • HonkeyTonkMan
    Posts: 61
    You fudge packer
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    sambo applecart said:

    dont you sleep over there mate? must be about 4 in the morning isnt it?


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    Yes, but I do work 3rd shift. 11pm - 7:30am. So I'm just passing the time in between break downs at the plant.

    And I think I remember the name that was supposedly offensive. Does calling someone a "john thomas" mean anything to you all? It might not be that exactly but it feels close.
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,201
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    Yes, but I do work 3rd shift. 11pm - 7:30am. So I'm just passing the time in between break downs at the plant.

    And I think I remember the name that was supposedly offensive. Does calling someone a "john thomas" mean anything to you all? It might not be that exactly but it feels close.


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    c.o.c.k
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