Sport

David Moyes' daughter.......

sambo applecart — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:50:17 +0100

http://www.evertonfc.com/evertontv/home/8669#ooid=NvYmJwYjq0_aoN8VPHhjUTPPqfC985KE

would ya?

Just cant get into all this Moyes love in ......

HOWIE8 — Sat, 18 May 2013 10:21:50 +0100

....from last week. Whatever he's done for the club, Stability, given the club its identity back n all that, its leaving me with a nasty feeling about him. At the end of the day he's left us in the Sh11tee. Wouldnt tell his Chairman that he was going to leave at the end of the season from December(i know i know find that hard to believe), which if true has now left us with a Chairman who doesnt have a clue who he wants, he'll listen to the Fans ?!!!! We have 2 months to get a Manager in, Staff out, staff in, Players out, players in and then hit the ground running, not a chance in h3ll. Wtf and were supposed to still love him n thank him for helping the Chairman make a choice, Stubbs, Weir, Big Dunc highly recommended, Fek off, what happened to moving forward on from the foundations. Not one of those mentioned has ever managed a club before. Jesus wept our club is in for an awful ride the next few months, whoever takes over is on a hiding to nothing......
Cheers Moysey

Soccer AM, like...

IdiAminDaDa — Sat, 18 May 2013 17:37:34 +0100

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/everton/8719729/soccer-am-marouane-fellaini

Snow effin cone!

king-moyes — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:16:38 +0100

just had this £100 free google adword voucher...

have you had success with it in the past mate?

love u

Proper racism test, like...

IdiAminDaDa — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:22:04 +0100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zj4aGzooQdk#t=0s

Ross Barkley - linked to united for 12m

Jay McD — Sat, 18 May 2013 07:53:24 +0100

I think our whole team will have been linked by the end of the summer

lets talk about signings now

EvertonfcNSNO — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:55:04 +0100

who do you want to come in this summer?

my list is:
nacer chadli
kevin strootman (leroy fer / nemanja matic)
alvaro negredo

Moyes is trying to f*ck us already

Winston Wolfe — Fri, 17 May 2013 21:41:28 +0100

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/next-everton-fc-manager-could-3868471

C*nt

Anyone use an Olympus OM-D

Bristol-Blue — Sat, 18 May 2013 10:41:04 +0100

I know this isn't a photography site, but just on the off chance anyone use one ...... good or bad?

Women

king-moyes — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:32:01 +0100

yer all filthy sluts

Stubbs!

ouzi — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:44:45 +0100

I'm getting more and more convinced that Stubbs is going to get the job.im not totally against the idea,I just think there are better options out there.with moyes saying he's willing to help in our search for a new manager and that he thinks that the man may lie within the club and also with bill promising he will find the the right person to carry on where moyes left off.i get the feeling kenwright wants to appoint someone that moyes would approve of and not so much who the fans might want.stubbs is a good guy but we need a fresh approach not someone who's potentially thinking,what would moyes do.i can see it already,kenwright on sky sports news banging on about how much he misses David but that how much Stubbs reminds him of david with all the hard work he's putting in.we need to make a clean break and move foward the everton way not the moyes way.

Carragher wants Benitez at his beloved EVERTON

king-moyes — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:57:03 +0100

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2326256/Rafa-Benitez-refuses-Everton-move.html

Was at work in the bookies last friday night, one of the regulars was drunk.....

sambo applecart — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:21:29 +0100

kept phoning up every 5 minutes can i bet this, what was that result etc....as the night went on, his speech got worse and worse, he was almost incoherent....

bout 8.15, he rings up, 'asks for prices for 3 or 4 horses, what time, dont fancy that, wrong price, after a minute of toing and frowing and decides he doesn't want a bet through his ever slurring speech and hangs up......

rings back up 5 minutes later.

'how did my horses get on'

you had to be there, but jeez, i get them all in here.

Wishes do come true!

Snowcone — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:34:57 +0100

Is it true that..

Snowcone — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:37:32 +0100

The saxophone solo at the start of Us and Them is the Clangers kicking off because The Moomins are getting a better pay deal?

chnage the film title to make a P 0 rn title..

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:42:51 +0100

i'll go first..

fifty fist dates...

New manager should be....... KIng-Moyes's P_enis

Bristol-Blue — Fri, 17 May 2013 09:21:16 +0100

I have it on very good authority (from the man himself......) that his man sausage is a tactical genius

love you KM

There has been uproar this season about there not being enough (or many) black managers...

sambo applecart — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:39:26 +0100

in the football leagues.

BUT, what abotu all the gay managers, where are they like?

Clarke Carlisle doesn't whinge on about that does he.......gayist.

Reliable source has informed me

Zoltan111 — Fri, 17 May 2013 07:33:23 +0100

That our next manager is stubbs

Totally gutted

$hit player and bound to be $hit manager

In disbelief

have we ever won anything

cjohno — Fri, 17 May 2013 11:27:12 +0100

with a manager whos not played for everton?

From Fanzine in the 1980's

Daive521 — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:26 +0100

Claire Rayner
Breakfast T.V.
BBC T.V.
London
W12 8QT

Dear Claire

I am a man aged 24 and come from a very large family. My name may be familiar to you as my youngest brother plays for Liverpool footbal club.
My oldest brother is unfortunately serving life in Broadmoor for multiple rape and driving whilst disqualified. My two sisters had their own business, The Erotica Visiting massage service, but gave it up when they realised they had Lesbian tendancies to eachother.

My mother is mentally retarded alcoholic and refuses to have anything to do with my father since she discovered he is a practising homosexual who has recently contracted aids. she is now pregnant by the Pakistani who owns the Off Licence and the doctor says her heroine addiction may affect my half brother or sister.

Whilst inside I have been writing to a very charming girl of my own age, an ex-prostitute with six lovely children, 2 of them are half cast and we plan to marry as soon as i get out and her syphilis clears up. My problem is, how can i tell her my brother plays for Liverpool?

Concerned of Liverpool

NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN JUST HEARING THE BOSS IS...

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:56:46 +0100

STEVE MACLAREN....

Just heard who the new boss is

king-moyes — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:46:16 +0100

Someone from inside goodison has seen Neil Warnock going in and signed a 4 year deal

100% of this...

am i safe to log in ? has sambo

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 09:29:05 +0100

stopped shouting at me now ?

ANYONE SEEN BALLOTELI'S NEW PIECE

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:07:22 +0100

WHAHEYYYY.....

HOTTER THAN THE CHINKY BIRD BY FAR...BUT NOT AS NAUGHTY...

Owen Coyle has got the Wigan job for anyone interested ;)

sambo applecart — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:35:02 +0100

just thought i would let you know.

Owens Unlce just told me its going to be..

king-moyes — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:44:26 +0100

Gus Poyet, he is the new manager 100% confirmed

If we add 3 players of good quality in the summer....

sambo applecart — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:28:25 +0100

We can win the league next season.

Very unlucky with draws and such this season, with a goalscorer we would have been close to Man City never mind Spurs and Arsenal.

With the right dealings pre season, we will definitely be up there this time next year.

WELL IT WONT BE LONG NOW UNTIL

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:01:48 +0100

AUGUST...

AND WE FIND OUT WHO OUR NEW MANAGER IS...

SHAVING RYANS PRIVATES...

koolhandluke8 — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:01 +0100

ANYONE SEEN IT ?