Sport http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/categories/sport/p258/feed.rss Thu, 23 May 13 21:36:11 +0100 Sport en-CA Living next door to Alice http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7678/living-next-door-to-alice Thu, 10 May 2012 00:13:42 +0100 Cbroady 7678@/forum/discussions Midnight scary ghost story http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7676/midnight-scary-ghost-story Wed, 09 May 2012 23:52:47 +0100 Cbroady 7676@/forum/discussions "Are you ok son"?  the policeman said.

"" I don't know what's happening to me" said the Everton fan, "I can't get out of this ****' cloud" said the panicking fan.
As the policeman watched, the cloud rose to the height of the old pub on the corner of Lodge and Smithdown, and the Everton fan rose with it, stuck right at the top of it frozen with terror.

The policeman blew his whistle, and crowds came to see what the fuss was. There must have been 300 people watching the Everton fan hover above the top of the building as he was perched in terror on the top.

As the crowd gathered underneath, the bewildered and scared Everton fan could be heard praying "Please god, help me, I'll never do wrong again". With that, hundreds of small pebbles rained down on him and the crowd underneath and everyone ran for cover as they rolled down the street. Local children arrived and began dancing in the street at the spectacle.
More police eventually arrived, and the local inspector watched in awe. He stood there aghast and said " I won't get no satisfaction until I find out where this cloud has come from"?. Just as he spoke a man appeared from through the crowd, looked up at the Everton fan, put his hands on his hips, pouted his lips and screamed............. 




"Hey, You Get Off Of My Cloud"
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Living next to cbroady http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7674/living-next-to-cbroady Wed, 09 May 2012 21:50:59 +0100 HOWIE8 7674@/forum/discussions Birmingham vs Blackpool http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7672/birmingham-vs-blackpool Wed, 09 May 2012 21:20:30 +0100 Winston Wolfe 7672@/forum/discussions felliani http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7631/felliani Tue, 08 May 2012 19:36:43 +0100 cjohno 7631@/forum/discussions Jamaican Olympic team... http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7667/jamaican-olympic-team... Wed, 09 May 2012 18:56:28 +0100 OldGoldenVision 7667@/forum/discussions
They interviewed a representative whose opening words were priceless...

"In the last 50 years Jamaica has achieved so much, three miss worlds..."

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danny simpson http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7656/danny-simpson Wed, 09 May 2012 12:12:20 +0100 murray1878 7656@/forum/discussions would u ever http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7664/would-u-ever Wed, 09 May 2012 16:10:40 +0100 murray1878 7664@/forum/discussions http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4306436/Arsenal-fan-is-gunner-get-stick-for-Spurs-stunt.html
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415 Chester http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7659/415-chester Wed, 09 May 2012 14:55:11 +0100 Yobowannabe 7659@/forum/discussions an interesting question...... http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7652/an-interesting-question...... Wed, 09 May 2012 09:58:45 +0100 Winston Wolfe 7652@/forum/discussions
However he wants to change the team colours to red as its a luck colour in Malaysia where hes from.

So the question is, if a Malaysian billionaire came in offering to wipe out debt, build a new stadium and inject a couple of hundred milllion for players.....would you happily see our iconic blue kit become red and could see yourself posting COYR!?]]>
Spicy Iron brew wtf http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7660/spicy-iron-brew-wtf Wed, 09 May 2012 15:12:11 +0100 Yobowannabe 7660@/forum/discussions drenthe back to feyenoord http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7655/drenthe-back-to-feyenoord Wed, 09 May 2012 12:08:05 +0100 murray1878 7655@/forum/discussions http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4306172/Royston-Drenthe-fancies-Feyenoord-Rotterdam-return.html]]> Royston Drenthe! http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7658/royston-drenthe Wed, 09 May 2012 13:36:12 +0100 Phantomblue 7658@/forum/discussions
I thought he would have made his home here at Everton.
should DM bring him back for another season? Would other clubs take a chance on him for a free?
thoughts?


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Everton - EuroLeague next Season http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7653/everton-euroleague-next-season Wed, 09 May 2012 10:46:49 +0100 mo570 7653@/forum/discussions
Chelsea wins the Championsleague and Everton is in the League in front of Fulham!!
England has three EuroLeagueplaces, or?

What do you say?

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The Daily Mirror can't stay away http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7651/the-daily-mirror-cant-stay-away Wed, 09 May 2012 02:52:31 +0100 Warrington Dan 7651@/forum/discussions
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how come rangers.. http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7646/how-come-rangers.. Tue, 08 May 2012 22:53:31 +0100 spengler 7646@/forum/discussions That Chelsea second keeper http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7641/that-chelsea-second-keeper Tue, 08 May 2012 21:23:52 +0100 11blue 7641@/forum/discussions top 10 http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7648/top-10 Tue, 08 May 2012 23:32:47 +0100 murray1878 7648@/forum/discussions bayern munich have appealed http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7635/bayern-munich-have-appealed Tue, 08 May 2012 20:50:48 +0100 cjohno 7635@/forum/discussions Barmby... http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7645/barmby... Tue, 08 May 2012 22:43:32 +0100 OldGoldenVision 7645@/forum/discussions who do you recon cbroady is http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7638/who-do-you-recon-cbroady-is Tue, 08 May 2012 21:05:56 +0100 cjohno 7638@/forum/discussions should be red for buck teeth http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7642/should-be-red-for-buck-teeth Tue, 08 May 2012 21:38:48 +0100 cjohno 7642@/forum/discussions comeback http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7639/comeback Tue, 08 May 2012 21:09:59 +0100 cjohno 7639@/forum/discussions wtf chelsea http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7636/wtf-chelsea Tue, 08 May 2012 20:52:08 +0100 murray1878 7636@/forum/discussions poxy bastids http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7634/poxy-bastids Tue, 08 May 2012 20:20:31 +0100 cjohno 7634@/forum/discussions quick question http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7632/quick-question Tue, 08 May 2012 19:47:23 +0100 cjohno 7632@/forum/discussions Relegated clubs players to EFC http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7621/relegated-clubs-players-to-efc Tue, 08 May 2012 15:34:55 +0100 AllAroundMyHat 7621@/forum/discussions ]]> dunno if this is the new away kit aswell http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7616/dunno-if-this-is-the-new-away-kit-aswell Tue, 08 May 2012 12:11:15 +0100 bluespatch 7616@/forum/discussions is it?
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more bad news 4 gers http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7625/more-bad-news-4-gers Tue, 08 May 2012 17:08:13 +0100 murray1878 7625@/forum/discussions Is Emre a racist? http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/discussion/7619/is-emre-a-racist Tue, 08 May 2012 14:47:29 +0100 bluebigally 7619@/forum/discussions Former Tottenham midfielder Didier Zokora, now of Trabzonspor, has taken the 'kick racism out of football' campaign somewhat literally with an astonishing foul on Fenerbahce's Emre.

In a match last month between the two sides Zokora claimed that Emre, who previously had a spell at Newcastle, had abused him with a racial slur.

"Emre and I came face to face during the match," Zokora said afterwards. "I'll tell you what he said word for word. He called me: 'A dirty n*****'."

Emre was banned by the Turkish Football Disciplinary Committee for two matches, but had served his ban by the time the two teams met again on Sunday night.

The Ivorian had clearly not forgotten the incident, however, refusing to shake Emre's hand before the start of the match.

Nor had his team-mates, a couple of whom put in less-than-savoury tackles on the midfielder.

But just before the end of the first half, Zokora committed the worst challenge of the lot.

Suffice it to say that World of Sport blog winced when it watched the clip, but the referee was less concerned — the challenge, remarkably, was punished by only a yellow card.

Emre's Fenerbahce went on to win the game 3-1.

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