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official...kkk has gone.....

Winston Wolfe — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:20:38 +0100

England Squad...

OldGoldenVision — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:12:27 +0100

Hart Green Ruddy GlenJ Jones JT Lescott Cahill Cole Baines Theo Downing Ox Gerr'd Barry Lamps Parker Young Milner Defoe Roo Welbeck Carroll

TRUE STORY

koolhandluke8 — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:57:43 +0100

My son was sent home from school for swearing today.
I said "What did you say?"
He said "The c word."
I said "It wasn't clever, was it?"
He said "No, it was c*nt."

Scotsman out of work across Stanley Park?

Knowallaboutit — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:00:19 +0100

Breaking news here is that Liverpool FC have parted company with their manager Kenneth Daglish......more as we get it

Amazin hearin all these rs...

OldGoldenVision — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:04:39 +0100

Sayin its disgustin kkk wasnt given more time...

WOY!!!

KKK... hope its not true...

OldGoldenVision — Tue, 15 May 2012 00:47:32 +0100

Rumours hes been given his P45...

Stuart Downing

Winston Wolfe — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:09:41 +0100

Really!?!?

Staggering.....he must have got him mixed up with Adam Johnson.

Rio not in...

OldGoldenVision — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:07:28 +0100

SSN sound surprised... why?

England team been picked by the premier league managers and not Hodgson??

sambo applecart — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:02:23 +0100

Ferdinand not gone cos Fergie probably didnt want him to.

Downing and Carroll chosen by KKK in the off chance either of them play ok, then they may recoup a LITTLE bit of money if they were to get rid.

This is how poor our RB situation is, Glen Johnson has been picked.

Welbeck? Runs around like a head less chicken, technically he isnt very good, BUT, if he manages to score a goal, Man U will get 3 million or so more for him than they would if he doesnt go to the finals and get a goal aswell. Fergie will have said yeah you can have him for this reason.

Call me cynical, but, you have a player on a racism charge leading the squad. Its a disaster before it even starts if you ask me.

Wolves' managers

Ivdlit — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:18:33 +0100

Since Wolverhampton started as a club in 1877, it has had 24 managers, (27 including temporarily replacements).

Ainnit some amazing statistic? @-)

season tickets

scottinfrance139347 — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:16:30 +0100

how do u find pricing for season tickets and how do u choose ur seat

the only happy utd fan from the weekend.....

Winston Wolfe — Tue, 15 May 2012 01:01:47 +0100

Pity she's a total heffer...

Dan Warrington.

sambo applecart — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:35:59 +0100

You seem a bit tetchy today mate.

Is it the time of the month?

interesting stat from Utds and City's matches yesterday....

Winston Wolfe — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:32:18 +0100

City's starting 11 cost £161m.

Utd's cost £169m.

They can say fuckall about City buying the league.

England squad

Yobowannabe — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:01:43 +0100

If Jelavic aint in it am not watching them again.

TRUE STORY

koolhandluke8 — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:08:24 +0100

I approached a young woman in a shop. i said to her "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"
the woman says sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?
Not a clue I said but whenever I talk to a woman with t!ts like yours she appears out of nowhere!

Anyone got...

OldGoldenVision — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:00:03 +0100

An 11 year old son and care to explain the workings of their inner psyche? Started coaching and am not joking... some of their attitudes stink... there is no reasoning with them...

Frustrating because one of the main perpetrators has some of the most natural ability i have seen...

Yobo..be scared..be very scared...

koolhandluke8 — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:34:02 +0100

MURDER AT TESCO

Tired of constantly
Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend'
Put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.

The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco

League One Semi...

OldGoldenVision — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:12:16 +0100

Love the commentary. MK Dons 3-1down and they bring on Smiffy up front. Commentator announces... 1 goal in his last 119 games, Alan Smith. Bejaysus the mans a "forward".

Now Seasons over, anyone fancy......

HOWIE8 — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:54:08 +0100

a good old hoe down.......

watching Dusseldorf vs Hertha....

Winston Wolfe — Tue, 15 May 2012 21:29:18 +0100

Play off with 7 mins of stoppage time.

Fans all standing on the sidelines waiting for abpitch invasion and they all run on before the final whistle.

Theyre still trying to play the last minute of stoppage time.

Bizarre.

To be perfectly honest.....

sambo applecart — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:59:56 +0100

I couldn't not care less....

That is all.

Liverpool fans

beardblue boy — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:48:17 +0100

Are they all on crack.....iv just been reading something were Liverpool fans were discussing who is going to be there next manager and there on about wanting Mourinho or Guardiola....i think even McCleish would turn his nose up to that....?

Cahills Appeal

AllAroundMyHat — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:21:17 +0100

It was a pointless appeal really. he grabbed his throat ! never gonna get away with that

mick mcarthy

cjohno — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:51:37 +0100

gone from 33-1 to 11/8 fav for villa job loooooooooooool , thats gonna pissssssss off the villa fans if they get him, another average manager from a relegated midlands club

1st 19 games vs 2nd 19 games

Warrington Dan — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:33:37 +0100

First 19 league games

League position: 11

Won: 7

Draw: 3

Lost: 9

Goals: 20

Goals against: 22

Goal Difference: -2

Points: 24

The final 19 games

League position: 7

Won: 8

Draw: 8

Lost: 3

Goals: 30

Goals against: 18

Goal difference: +12 (+10 over 38 games)

Points: 32 (56 over 38 games)

Keane on Allardyce

OldGoldenVision — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:24:51 +0100

http://m.youtube.com/?reload=3&rdm=m3btww7ak#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9xcB9XfLjL8%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&feature=youtu.be&v=9xcB9XfLjL8&gl=GB

Anyone here play Football Manager?

robotx597 — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:37:43 +0100

Yes sir

everton appeal

cjohno — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:05:58 +0100

cahills red card, doubt we will win

Ukrainian hooligans...

OldGoldenVision — Tue, 15 May 2012 00:49:06 +0100

Did you see the organised 10 v 15? I know one side had bigger numbers but the 10 got mullered...