Non-Sport

This young lad's really good

jasonle41 — Sun, 12 May 2013 22:11:25 +0100

at playing the drums

Just went to pick something up off some bloke

Snowcone — Fri, 03 May 2013 10:50:56 +0100

He answered the door in a onesie.

Felt like twatting him.

Sold a property

diggernaut — Thu, 02 May 2013 19:17:31 +0100

today.350,000 like. Worth a few pints.

buy me friends in the room a pint

if i 'ad a friend 'ere,well,apart from me Welsh ones like.

On me second vin rouge now.

Ogv,Sam,Zagan

diggernaut — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:04:53 +0100

Tues night is counselling night?

Using romantic music to get laid...

feelingblue — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:14:17 +0100

Talking with the apprentice yest, and he was telling me about his winds antics. One of which was quite funny. He pulled sum chick, took her back and decided to put on some sexy music to get into the mood, so he chose Eugene Wild 'gotta get you home tonight', his potential conquest burst out laughing and ask him I was actually gay and left him with **** in hand.

So was wondering if or what have you used, music wise, to try and get a girl/boy not bed. Alexander Oneil used to work for me, but if I played it now. Think the missus would ask for a divorce.

I am tosh the tealeaf

diggernaut — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:10:04 +0100

love tha' ad like.

'ere GBN

diggernaut — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:48:35 +0100

nice t' see yer.

we need more men on 'ere.

I hope yer stay.like

fck off ogv

'ere GBN

diggernaut — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:34:09 +0100

nice t' see yer!

we need more men on 'ere.

I hope yer stay.like

Can people no'

diggernaut — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:18:42 +0100

Just post their views in their words?

This postin' o' links is gettin' tiresome.

I'm fckn cold!

diggernaut — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:52:19 +0100

an I can't afford any more fuel or goin t' Bali for a ho' water bottle.

i'm off t' bed

Go' three flies

diggernaut — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:39:57 +0000

On me bathroom window this morn with one shot o' mildew remover.

Robert Vaughn like.

Great Britain

diggernaut — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:41:16 +0000

What's Great abar it? Where did the term come from?

Scot has a ring to it,even Dane but Britain ffs

My Pet Hamster was killed today

nypdblues — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:39:39 +0000

fell asleep at the wheel

;-)

CharlieCroker

diggernaut — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:35:44 +0000

from wha' I've seen so far is a very welcome addition on 'ere.

tha' fckn dada with 'is links does me 'ead in.like.

Happy Out today

Pearse — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:16:48 +0000

Got my first set of exam results for my Business final year degree and got an 82% average. Over the moon! On the beer tonight

Stereotypes

diggernaut — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:56:27 +0000

Belligerent,drink too much,often referred t' on 'ere as stupid...some are like..

Still,on the eve of the euro summit,when everyones eye was off the ball,they..Irish like..saved themselves 20 mill in interest payments an' extended repayment o' principal for 40 years.

An' few in Europe even noticed,apart from bond'olders like Escla.

just shows like..

Just watching the big question BBC1

Allseeingeye — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:57:35 +0000

Ha

Wathing these nut cases makes me laugh - whos this jesus fella - we should sign him as centre half.

Where do they get these people from - like a **** lunatic asylum

Countries ****

Collymore DESTROYED hahaha (bloody hell, at least look, made an effort for all yous here)

king-moyes — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 22:53:28 +0000

Mobile phone advice

Snowcone — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 09:43:56 +0000

I hate the f'kin things but do need one. Upgrade time, got an Iphone 4, do I just get a 5 or is there something better now?

Zagan

king-moyes — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:57:39 +0000

Love to knock you out like, just sayin... Hope you don't take offence, were all mates ere like

:-h

i'm never getting the christmas ale in early again

jasonle41 — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:11:27 +0000

its only gone and disappeared like, oops

So Zags...

OldGoldenVision — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 11:25:55 +0000

Are the cookin classes back on?

Bruce Willis...

OldGoldenVision — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:52:56 +0000

Where do people stand on Bruce? He's been in some good films but I just cant take to him... Dunno what it is...

Worst profession?

TheodoreSturgeon — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 22:24:17 +0000

Please forgive me for starting a thread which is not about Everton. If I've judged it right then I should be okay with this. Having just read Snowcone's thread about vets; what would you consider the worst profession and why?

I am tempted to say lawyers. Cause more problems than they solve. They are generally quite arrogant and expensive just to compound the misery.

Tonight thank God it's them instead of you.

TheodoreSturgeon — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:24:04 +0000

I've never liked that line. It's a bit like a boxer thanking God for his victory. Inappropriate.

I do think it shows Bono's true colours.

ps - Sorry, it's just that Christmas season is upon us so the old "classics" are being rolled out.

LIttle girls ghosts......

Winston Wolfe — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:09:41 +0000

The two "men" towards the end are the funniest.....I use the term men very loosely.

freezing

Whiskeyandspeed84 — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:19:03 +0000

Sat in white star in lime street as a last resort to keeping warm till my tardy friend arrives for the game. 3.60 a pint... Ur havin a laugh! :o

haribo

jasonle41 — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:46:57 +0000

love 'em

starmix being my favourite

watched the departed last night

jasonle41 — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:08:38 +0000

alrite film that like

erm.....

jasonle41 — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:17:02 +0000

dead boss in my opinion like